Hate insect puns, they always bug me...
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︎ May 14 2021
The Great Insect Pun Thread
Start praying man, βtis the season.
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︎ Apr 11 2020
You should hear about my insect puns
Theyβre un bee-lievable
Letβs just hope they donβt fly over your head
Do they bug you?
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︎ Sep 24 2018
The teacher looked at Bobby and asked, "Did you write these horrible insect puns on the blackboard?"
Bobby: "I didn't do it, katydid."
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︎ Jul 30 2017
Anyone else hate insect puns? They really bug me
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︎ Feb 17 2018
What insect has high cholesterol
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︎ May 21 2021
A large oil company has announced that it is going to start producing fuel from insect urine.
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︎ May 07 2021
What insect really stinks?
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︎ May 21 2021
My friend told me that eagles eat small insects and seeds
I said βthatβs bushtit!β
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︎ May 11 2021
Did you know that most beetles are insects?
The rest of them are cars.
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︎ Apr 07 2021
What insect attacks you when youβre grilling?
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︎ Apr 23 2021
I found an old vinyl record of insect sounds.
I put it on, expecting relaxing ambient sounds like cicadas and such, but all I got was a droning buzz. That's when I realized that I was playing the bee side.
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︎ Feb 18 2021
What do you call a small insect that bites Muslims in their house of worship?
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︎ Apr 05 2021
Did you hear the one about what some insects say when theyβre golfing?
Never mind. Iβm sure youβve heard it bee fore.
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︎ Apr 05 2021
what food delivery service is the most popular with insects?
Grub hub
(please don't shoot me)
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︎ Apr 10 2021
Whats an insects favourite sport?
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︎ Feb 24 2021
What do you call barbecued insects?
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︎ Feb 20 2021
What is Russias most secretive insect ?
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︎ Jan 31 2021
What is the most hygienic insect?
A deodor-ant.
Thanks to drunken me 5 years ago.
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︎ Jan 27 2021
My pal and I went to dissect insects in biology class. He looks down and says
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︎ Nov 25 2020
I've never minded the winged insects that reside in my footwear.
Shoe fly don't bother me.
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︎ Jan 16 2021
I opened my radiator to find a lone insect, wearing sunglasses and a leather jecket. It said. "ayyyy!"
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︎ Dec 18 2020
I went on a walk looking for nectar gathering insects....
thats right, I went on A Bee See(ABC)
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︎ Jan 10 2021
What do you call an insect that's in trouble with the law?
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︎ Jan 04 2021
Which insect is the most devout?
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︎ Jan 08 2021
I saw an insect that was trying to jump on a fat guy's chest again and again.
I think it's preying man tits.
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︎ Dec 02 2020
If I told you I knew a convoluted joke about a golf club, a sheep, a stinging insect, a tree, and that scary clown movie...
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︎ Nov 15 2020
Have you heard about hoverflies, the insect that mimics a stinging insect, but doesn't have a stinger?
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︎ Oct 13 2020
What do you call an insect butler
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︎ Dec 06 2020
I found some insects living in my apartment, but they offered me cash if I let them stay.
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︎ Nov 06 2020
Where do you insects go for employment and food?
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︎ Nov 02 2020
Swarms of flying insects are threatening people all over the city.
The police have deployed all SWAT teams.
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︎ Oct 22 2020
What insects are best at math
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︎ Oct 22 2020
What kind of insect is scratchy and nasty to you?
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︎ Aug 17 2020
I went to one of those insect restaurants, and the service was terrible
Apparently itβs because fly-tipping is not allowed!
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︎ Aug 11 2020
What do you call a barbecued, blood-sucking insect?
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︎ Jul 09 2020
What kind of insect helps people with their taxes?
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︎ Jun 29 2020
An insect once asked R.Kelly if he could prove he was innocent
He said βI believe i can, flyβ
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︎ Jul 28 2020
What is the most dangerous insect?
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︎ May 30 2020
What kind of insect is hard to understand?
A Mumble-bee.
I work in the Garden Center at a DIY store and this joke is the best I can come up with ATM lol.
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︎ Jun 13 2018
Why do military bases have such little amounts of insects?
Because they are strict no-fly zones.
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︎ May 10 2020
What do you call an insect whoβs good in bed?
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︎ Jul 15 2020
A large oil company has announced that it is going to start producing fuel from insect urine.
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︎ May 07 2021
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