Hate insect puns, they always bug me...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ISeeMemes27
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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The Great Insect Pun Thread

Start praying man, β€˜tis the season.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MobileBrowns
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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You should hear about my insect puns

They’re un bee-lievable Let’s just hope they don’t fly over your head Do they bug you?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeonShine-
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2018
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The teacher looked at Bobby and asked, "Did you write these horrible insect puns on the blackboard?"

Bobby: "I didn't do it, katydid."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jon-Osterman
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2017
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Anyone else hate insect puns? They really bug me
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2018
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What insect has high cholesterol

A butterfly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THPSROCKS
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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A large oil company has announced that it is going to start producing fuel from insect urine.

I think it's BP.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elgrunt0
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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What insect really stinks?

A dung beetle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THPSROCKS
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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My friend told me that eagles eat small insects and seeds

I said β€œthat’s bushtit!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Greenyboi225
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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Did you know that most beetles are insects?

The rest of them are cars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoldStig101
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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What insect attacks you when you’re grilling?

Mesquite-Os!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoctorMasterBates
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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I found an old vinyl record of insect sounds.

I put it on, expecting relaxing ambient sounds like cicadas and such, but all I got was a droning buzz. That's when I realized that I was playing the bee side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hover-lovecraft
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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What do you call a small insect that bites Muslims in their house of worship?

A mosque-ito

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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Did you hear the one about what some insects say when they’re golfing?

Never mind. I’m sure you’ve heard it bee fore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jskoker
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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what food delivery service is the most popular with insects?

Grub hub

(please don't shoot me)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eat-rainbows
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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Whats an insects favourite sport?

Cricket

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shamudawhale51
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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What do you call barbecued insects?

Mesquitos!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jamnsk31
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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What is Russias most secretive insect ?

Cagey Bee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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What is the most hygienic insect?

A deodor-ant.

Thanks to drunken me 5 years ago.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2001aJakeOdyssey
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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My pal and I went to dissect insects in biology class. He looks down and says

Dude, your fly is open

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anonimi_il
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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I've never minded the winged insects that reside in my footwear.

Shoe fly don't bother me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/donald386
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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I opened my radiator to find a lone insect, wearing sunglasses and a leather jecket. It said. "ayyyy!"

It was a cool ant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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I went on a walk looking for nectar gathering insects....

thats right, I went on A Bee See(ABC)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vrek86
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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What do you call an insect that's in trouble with the law?

A defend-ant

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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Which insect is the most devout?

The praying mantis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrSirDudeBro
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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I saw an insect that was trying to jump on a fat guy's chest again and again.

I think it's preying man tits.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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If I told you I knew a convoluted joke about a golf club, a sheep, a stinging insect, a tree, and that scary clown movie...

Wood ewe bee leaf It?

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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Have you heard about hoverflies, the insect that mimics a stinging insect, but doesn't have a stinger?

They're just wanna-bees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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What do you call an insect butler

A serveANT.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JDougy96
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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I found some insects living in my apartment, but they offered me cash if I let them stay.

Now I have ten ants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamapizza
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Where do you insects go for employment and food?

Buzzfeed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirSunDowner
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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Swarms of flying insects are threatening people all over the city.

The police have deployed all SWAT teams.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_Am_Cha_Bu_Duo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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What insects are best at math

Arithmatics

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greatreference
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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An insect just flew into my room and exploded...

I think it was a Jihaddy long legs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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What kind of insect is scratchy and nasty to you?

The itchy bitchy spider

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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I went to one of those insect restaurants, and the service was terrible

Apparently it’s because fly-tipping is not allowed!

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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What do you call a barbecued, blood-sucking insect?

Mesquite-o.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevinsfamousch1li
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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What kind of insect helps people with their taxes?

An accountant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joesdad65
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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An insect once asked R.Kelly if he could prove he was innocent

He said β€œI believe i can, fly”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zeisalone
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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What is the most dangerous insect?

The hepatitis bee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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What kind of insect is hard to understand?

A Mumble-bee. I work in the Garden Center at a DIY store and this joke is the best I can come up with ATM lol.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bearinthegarden14
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2018
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Why do military bases have such little amounts of insects?

Because they are strict no-fly zones.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/minecraftepic420
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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What do you call an insect who’s good in bed?

A slaying mantis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ColaNaught
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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A large oil company has announced that it is going to start producing fuel from insect urine.

I think it's BP.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elgrunt0
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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