I’ve recently designed a miniature IoT smart kitchen implement for straining vegetables. It’s a source of much discussion and argument between people in the culinary world.

You could say my creation is a little device-seive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hairyfacedhooman
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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Congratulations! You won an implement that cools the jaws of south american rodents

Its a chinchilla chin chiller.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AddictsWithPens
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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It required a lot of effort for a man to implement a rule about only allowing large-footed patrons into his restaurant.

It was no small feat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MuteMason
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2017
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I tried really hard to make my favorite notebook into a beautiful writing implement...

...but I was told I shouldn't make a fountain out of a Moleskine.

(crossposted to /r/fountainpens)

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2014
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What do you call a cake baked by a garden implement?

Hoemade

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ROBOEMANCIPATOR
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2017
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A warden implemented a policy to only allow medical assistance to inmates that previously cooperated

They called it "Snitches get stitches"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOtherHoboBeard
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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Denmark, Norway, and Sweden just implemented bar codes on all their military ships.

That way, whenever one of them comes into port, they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/movieguy2004
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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A new precaution has been implemented to prevent the spread of the Coronavirus.

All TCP communications will be converted to UDP to avoid handshakes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maneatingrabbit
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2020
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Can I post here if i need help coming up with a pun? I’m a high school teacher and am implementing a β€œphone hotel”. I wanted to name it something clever. Like a name that sounds similar to a real hotel or even name it β€œPhone Hotel” with a clever slogan. Any ideas?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/winnieloo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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In his defense, it IS more accurate

My dad is convinced that he coined the term "SQTM" online, meaning "smiling quietly to myself," in lieu of the often-hyperbolized "LOL." And tries to implement it frequently.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lachicareal
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2013
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