If the process of decaffeinating coffee beans means being doused in formaldehyde...
Does that make them Coffinated?
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When no one is around, I would loudly describe the process of cutting down a single tree.
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︎ Feb 11 2021
I just bought a new treadmill today and Iβm not sure how to process this monumental purchase.
I guess Iβll take it one step at a time.
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︎ Jan 31 2021
Weβre in the process of potty training my two year old. My wife took her into the bathroom and argued with her that sheβs not allowed to take toys into the bathroom.
I interrupted her and told her that it is in fact called a toy-let.
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︎ Feb 07 2021
Before Pterodactyls evolved, dinosaurs could only process information in Pgigadactyls
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︎ Oct 10 2020
Iβve started an organization that grants scholarships to former armed services individuals that want to become animal doctors. Grantees are awarded based on an interview process.
I call it βBest bets for vetting vets for vetsβ
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︎ Oct 01 2020
I'm in the process of adjusting the clocks in my house
Now all my rooms but the kitchen sync.
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︎ Aug 10 2020
Thought process for this one was particularly long winded
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︎ Sep 28 2019
Currently in the process of uniting a kingdom
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︎ May 15 2020
I created a Linux background process for the Message Analysis Test Tool.
I call it the MATT DAEMON!!!
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︎ Jul 16 2020
I read a very interesting ancient Egyptian blog post describing the embalming process
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︎ Jun 30 2020
The chemist who created the periodic table was stumped during his process of developing the table. Suddenly, he realized:
He was missing a key element the whole time
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︎ May 12 2020
Since impeachment is an entirely political process...
Will public opinion sufficiently Schifft through these proceedings??
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︎ Sep 26 2019
To save his business, my butcher is trying an experimental process where he gives his cows magic mushrooms before slaughtering them.
Let's just say...the steaks are high.
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︎ Nov 02 2019
A friend of mine was discouraged that they couldn't come up with dad jokes. I told them anyone can make dad jokes, you just have to stretch out the thought process a little father.
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︎ Aug 07 2019
Walking up stairs is a multi-step process
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︎ Jul 28 2019
If anyone could just reverse the process of making wine, that would be grape.
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︎ Mar 16 2018
Learning to walk is a multi-step process
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︎ Oct 20 2019
Frequent nap taking slows the aging process.
Especially if you take them when you are driving.
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︎ May 27 2019
"How to break up with your girlfriend: a two step process"
Step 1: take off your glasses
Step 2: say: 'I'm afraid I can't see you anymore!'
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︎ Mar 02 2019
I've discovered the exact process by which a woman becomes a thot, but I'm having issues explaining it.
No one can follow my thot process.
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︎ Dec 19 2018
My friend asked me about the process of colonoscopy.
Me: forget it...its a pain in the ass.
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︎ Jun 29 2019
I just finished a great documentary about the process by which metal sheets are fastened together with steel bolts.
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︎ Jan 10 2019
Do you know the god who is in charge of the aging process of humans?
He is called as the MANAGER.
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︎ Aug 01 2018
The process of adding puns to a sentence should be called puntuation
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︎ Aug 29 2018
What is the process by which cells do not replicate
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︎ Feb 11 2019
Got bored in the process
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︎ Nov 28 2018
I'm in the process of writing an extraordinary telescope joke.
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︎ Nov 02 2018
What do you call a long, painful casting process for movies?
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︎ Mar 03 2019
If you ask a girl to explain why she cheated on you, you're asking her to explain her thot process.
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︎ Jan 07 2018
What do you call it when you use explosives in the process of building things?
Weapons of Mass Construction
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︎ Oct 27 2017
What do you call an unprofessional process?
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︎ Sep 19 2018
Scientists have learned how to send humans into the future. Unfortunately, the process causes the subject's bowels to release uncontrollably.
It's a real blast from the past.
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︎ May 07 2018
I heard that they figured out how to break down and process corn and make it into plastic-like furniture.
Soon you will be able to purchase your very own veggie-table.
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︎ Mar 03 2017
When obese people start to change, which countries help them in the process?
The supportive friend: "U-K?"
The advice friend: thinland
The personal trainer: Core-ia
And the health specialist: Germ-any.
Feel free to add more.
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︎ May 13 2017
A ventilation system failed during the cleaning process in an industrial coffee roster at work today...
Everyone was sent to the lunch room until the production area was clear of smoke. I told a colleague on the way out that today everyone gets a smoke break!
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︎ Jun 19 2017
If someone could just reverse the process of making wine...
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︎ Jul 31 2018
If anyone could reverse the process of making wine, that would be grape.
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︎ May 25 2018
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