My friend claims he works in a soap factory, adding a key ingredient to the process...
He's a lye-er.
If the process of decaffeinating coffee beans means being doused in formaldehyde...
Does that make them Coffinated?
When no one is around, I would loudly describe the process of cutting down a single tree.
It is just a mono-log.
I created a Linux background process for the Message Analysis Test Tool.
I call it the MATT DAEMON!!!
I read a very interesting ancient Egyptian blog post describing the embalming process
It was on Tombler.
The chemist who created the periodic table was stumped during his process of developing the table. Suddenly, he realized:
He was missing a key element the whole time
If anyone could just reverse the process of making wine, that would be grape.
A friend of mine was discouraged that they couldn't come up with dad jokes. I told them anyone can make dad jokes, you just have to stretch out the thought process a little father.
Frequent nap taking slows the aging process.
Especially if you take them when you are driving.
I've discovered the exact process by which a woman becomes a thot, but I'm having issues explaining it.
No one can follow my thot process.
My friend asked me about the process of colonoscopy.
Me: forget it...its a pain in the ass.
I just finished a great documentary about the process by which metal sheets are fastened together with steel bolts.
It was riveting.
Do you know the god who is in charge of the aging process of humans?
He is called as the MANAGER.
The process of adding puns to a sentence should be called puntuation
What is the process by which cells do not replicate
Fooleosis
I'm in the process of writing an extraordinary telescope joke.
Watch this space.
What do you call it when you use explosives in the process of building things?
Weapons of Mass Construction
Scientists have learned how to send humans into the future. Unfortunately, the process causes the subject's bowels to release uncontrollably.
It's a real blast from the past.
When obese people start to change, which countries help them in the process?
The supportive friend: "U-K?"
The advice friend: thinland
The personal trainer: Core-ia
And the health specialist: Germ-any.
Feel free to add more.
A ventilation system failed during the cleaning process in an industrial coffee roster at work today...
Everyone was sent to the lunch room until the production area was clear of smoke. I told a colleague on the way out that today everyone gets a smoke break!
If someone could just reverse the process of making wine...
That would be grape.
If anyone could reverse the process of making wine, that would be grape.
