A list of puns related to "Banjo"
A turkey that can pluck itself.
It turns out the banjo will really bring down your lap time.
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It had in tents violins.
No strings attached
Also banjo same condition
My friend, Joe plays the guitar pretty well, so I told him, "Joe, you play the guitar pretty well. Have you ever been in a banjo?"
I am looking at office space, planning a big move. My future office-mate and I were talking to my wife about a space, and we commented on how old the kitchen looked. She asked if that mattered - how much will we be using the kitchen.
I told her it does matter. That may be an office for two people.
Who, she asked me.
Dinah. Not sure who else yet. But I do know this:
Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah.
Someone's in the kitchen I know-oh-oh-oh
Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah
Strummin' on an old banjo.
She asked if I didn't have work to do.
I heard some banjo music off in the distance. Some time later, there's a knock at my door. Staring through the peephole, I see two toothless hillbillies. One has a shotgun, the other has a frozen pizza.
Frightened, I barricade myself inside the apartment. I tell them to go away, that I'm calling the police.
That's when one of the hillbillies spoke up and said, "Aw, come on! It's not Deliverance, it's DiGiorno!"
A few weeks ago my wife and I were at a festival called "The Banjo-b-que Fest". On Saturday afternoon we stopped at a convenience store and upon noticing my concert wristband the clerk gave me a smirk and asked "How's the festival, did you eat any good banjos while you were there?" I replied, " I tried one, a bit stringy for my tasty. " His smirk disappeared after that.
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