What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo ?

A turkey that can pluck itself.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Oct 28 2020
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Tried to set a record for the world's fastest banjo player...

It turns out the banjo will really bring down your lap time.

https://youtu.be/Qi-qG-fd7jw

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👤︎ u/_food
📅︎ Mar 25 2017
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Why was the movie about camping fiddlers rated R?

It had in tents violins.

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👤︎ u/Ghost_Foot
📅︎ Apr 20 2021
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Parachute for sale

No strings attached

Also banjo same condition

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👤︎ u/nico735
📅︎ Aug 17 2020
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What instrument hates coffee?

A Banjo

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On musical instruments.

My friend, Joe plays the guitar pretty well, so I told him, "Joe, you play the guitar pretty well. Have you ever been in a banjo?"

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👤︎ u/turnbull1a
📅︎ Nov 21 2017
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Got my wife with this one

I am looking at office space, planning a big move. My future office-mate and I were talking to my wife about a space, and we commented on how old the kitchen looked. She asked if that mattered - how much will we be using the kitchen.

I told her it does matter. That may be an office for two people.

Who, she asked me.

Dinah. Not sure who else yet. But I do know this:

Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah.
Someone's in the kitchen I know-oh-oh-oh Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah Strummin' on an old banjo.

She asked if I didn't have work to do.

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👤︎ u/dedtired
📅︎ Aug 31 2018
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Those darn hillbillies!

I heard some banjo music off in the distance. Some time later, there's a knock at my door. Staring through the peephole, I see two toothless hillbillies. One has a shotgun, the other has a frozen pizza.

Frightened, I barricade myself inside the apartment. I tell them to go away, that I'm calling the police.

That's when one of the hillbillies spoke up and said, "Aw, come on! It's not Deliverance, it's DiGiorno!"

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👤︎ u/alc6379
📅︎ Nov 29 2015
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Don't dad joke a dad joker.

A few weeks ago my wife and I were at a festival called "The Banjo-b-que Fest". On Saturday afternoon we stopped at a convenience store and upon noticing my concert wristband the clerk gave me a smirk and asked "How's the festival, did you eat any good banjos while you were there?" I replied, " I tried one, a bit stringy for my tasty. " His smirk disappeared after that.

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