What do cars do at the disco?

They Brake Dance

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Did I ever tell the story of the time I went to the seafood disco?

I pulled a mussel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gooballs1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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My dad didn't enjoy the Disco party

he had a fever

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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In far future, in a robot-only disco, one of the dancers suddenly shuts down.

The doctor arrives and after a quick inspection he calms the crowd:

β€œDon’t worry, he just got disco-nnected.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/That-Grim-Reaper
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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What substance do they make disco floors out of?

Getdowntonite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluestu
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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Disco ball
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πŸ‘€︎ u/krlknth
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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Why did shaggy go to the under water disco?

He likes a Scuba do.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SGauntUK
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Late last night I walked into a really dodgy looking Disco named Medusa's

At first I was afraid, then I was petrified.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CapnFancyPants
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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Disco Balls
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MilPens
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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How did dancers in the 70s stay on their feet at a disco?

With the grooves in their sole!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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If The Moon Was A Disco

There would definitely be Panic at the disco

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RazKidsThough
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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Can i go to the Panic at the disco concert?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedDragoon24
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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A Panic! At The Disco would be better than 5 seconds of summer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TBC_Oblivion
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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I dropped and smashed my disco ball today.

Now I've got 7000 years bad luck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/December_Soul
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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If two online friends meet each other first time in real world in disco club...

... can we say that they disconnected?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MoralsAreUgly
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2018
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Did you hear about the North Korean disco?

It had lots of funk, but very little Seoul.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2016
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I went to seafood disco

I pulled a muscle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fusnip
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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I went to a seafood disco last week...

and pulled a mussel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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I went to a seafood disco

and I couldn’t dance because I pulled a mussel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wings_of_Fire312
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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I went to a seafood disco last weekend.

I pulled a mussel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/That-Big-Man-J
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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Why couldn’t the shellfish go to the seafood disco?

He pulled a mussel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wicked_Potato-75
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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Did you hear about the shellfish who went to the disco?

He pulled a mussel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/74CK
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2017
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I went to the seafood disco last night...

I pulled a muscle!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mariochristo03
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2017
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I went to a seafood disco last week…

and pulled a mussel!

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2018
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I went to a seafood disco last week...

...and pulled a mussel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2016
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