My girlfriend from college was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.
I wonder what she’s up to now.
Scientists have discovered what is believed to be the world's largest bed sheet.
More on this story, as it unfolds.
Why is the world largest library located in North Korea?
Because Kim Jong Un is Supreme Reader!
Whats the largest country in the world?
Ireland cause its always Dublin
One of my buddies asked me if I could find out what the largest organ in the human body was.
So I googled and told him exactly what I found.
Basically a skin for a friend.
Which Dinosaur had the largest vocabulary?
American geologists found the largest deposits of oil.
And some unknown Arab country above it.
I was driving down the interstate when I came across a sign for the world's largest pickle...
I turned at the next exit and found that there was a whole town around it.
Shops, restaurants, even churches devoted to this pickle.
When I finally found the museum holding this legendary pickle, I discovered it was closed.
Dismayed, I went back to the interstate.
I just never saw what the big dill was.
Did you hear about the dad who has the world's largest candy cane collection?
They're all in mint condition.
What is the largest type of bar?
a Bus Bar
random thought while being passed by a bus.
I just found out that Mercedes is donating state of the art street sweepers to some of the largest cities around the world to help fight littering.
They’re calling it Mercedes-clenz
Did you hear that they just broke the Guinness Record for largest pickle?
Why are the regular soldier ants the largest in their species?
Because they are G-I-ants
There once was a family, the Bigger’s. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and a son, baby Bigger. Which one was the largest?
The son, because he was a little Bigger.
I was taking my children on a tour of the largest territory in Canada, but they kept acting up so I turned around and went home.
My wife was mad about it, but I don't care! I was having Nunavut!
What’s the largest superlative of the animal kingdom?
I got the chance to hold the world's largest cucumber today.
I've gotta say, it really was quite cumbersome.
When I dropped it, i thought i was in quite a pickle.
But then someone said "it's no big dill".
What's the name of the largest cell service provider for alien life forms?
I made the world's largest dumpling. Guess how much it weighs?
Did you know that the queen of England has the largest breasts of the world?
I'm determined to walk with my wife across the second largest state in the USA, even if she wants to walk across the largest.
Regardless if it Texas along time, Alaska.
Someone told me Yukon is the largest territory in Canada
One person died during the manufacturing of the world's largest lenses.
He fell into the vat of molten optical glass and made a spectacle of himself.
The Gluteus Maximus is the largest muscle of the body.
I'm about to make the world's largest omelette
BREAKING NEWS: scientists have discovered what might be the world's largest bedsheet. More on that as it unfolds.
What was the largest island in the world before Greenland was discovered?
My friend grew the largest pickle in the world and won an award for it.
How many people live in the largest country in South America?
My co-worker brags about bringing in the largest waffle to the office every morning. He won't let us forget it.
The ten largest baseball stadiums hold between 46,000 - 56,000 people.
Just some ballpark figures for you.
(My own joke!)
When I grow up, I want to be the world’s largest supplier of neodymium.
That way, I can be a magnet magnate.
I've just spent all my savings on the world's largest bottle of Tipp-Ex
A miner jumped into the largest drilling hole in Siberia.
He seemed like a pretty down to earth guy.
Hey guys! I’ve just made the world’s largest pizza base!
I’d like to see anyone top that!
I had an argument with my friend about what the longest river in the world was. He wouldn't believe me that the Amazon river was the second largest river.
Which Dinosaur had the largest vocabulary?
My girlfriend in college was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.
I wonder what she’s up to now.
My ex girlfriend was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.
I wonder what she is up to now.
My ex girlfriend was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.
I sometimes wonder what she is up to now.
Did you hear about the world's largest pickle?
My college girlfriend was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.
I wonder what she’s up to now.
My ex girlfriend was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.
I wonder what she’s up to now.
My girlfriend from college was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.
I wonder what she’s up to now.
I made the world's largest pizza base the other day.
I'd like to see someone top that!
My ex girlfriend was obsessed with discovering the largest known prime number.
I wonder what she is up to now.
I broke up with my college girlfriend because she was obsessed with finding the largest known prime number.
I wonder what she is up to now.
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