I make my dog wear shoes at social events

So nobody notices his forepaws.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/salazarjohann
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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Whenever I go to a social event, I always bring a pick

It helps break the ice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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Our friends Ian and Greg are not talking to each other, so we alternately invite them to our social events.

We are on a Greg or Ian calendar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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Making the best of senior prom

As I'm sure many of you can remember (or not), senior prom was one of the most exciting events of our pre-real world existence. However, in order to get to the actual event, there were three significant steps that needed to be taken care of:

  1. Sober up enough before actually getting to the venue
  2. Find a date who wasn't even weirder than you were
  3. Rent a tuxedo This last part posed quite a bit of a problem to me, mostly because tuxedos can be very expensive to come by. Luckily enough for me, a local formalwear shop had a great deal going on; they would give you massive discounts and even hefty prizes for referring as many of your friends as possible to their business. Eager as I was to save a few bucks, I proceeded to text everyone in my phone's contact list. Almost every one of them neglected to respond to my pitiful pleas of financial assistance, not wanting to get caught up in this scam that I myself had meandered into. Finally, my token black friend, Malik, unwillingly took my bait. He tentatively responded, asking more about what he could get out of the deal for himself. After much persistence on my part, he finally declined, trying his best to let me down gently. As my poor little heart finally broke completely in two, I decided to alleviate the social tension, replying to him, "Alright man, well, suit yourself."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MinisculePeen
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2015
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