A list of puns related to "Affair"
The lady didnβt like her loverβs many hang ups.
We're doing it behind her front.
They had to denominator.
I told her it was one night stand...
it was quite the sandal.
He called it, "Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza"
Could say she was an old phlegm
As if i care who that Guy FΓΓΓΓs.
I said alphabetically or by age
They cantaloupe.
He seems miserable lately
Itβs amazing the lengths it will go to please me.
It was an odd love triangle...
But Iβm just grasping at straws here.
I said 'How could you say such a thing?'.
We've moved 250 miles north and we've still got the same window cleaner!
My youngest was watching Netflix, deciding on a few episodes of Captain Underpants. In one particular episode, the titled character is forced to share a room with a clown. My wife, watching this show, laughs about him having Coulrophobia (Fear of clowns), and repeatedly panicking in subsequent scenes. Finally near the episode, she asks ,"What did that clown ever do to him?"
My response: "Nothing. He's It's Cousin. Pound Foolish"
Wife stares at me. Blinks twice. Goes back to watching the TV that has more comedy than her idiot husband
It's the icing on the cake.
Now I'm going to have to switch Jims
"Yes," I said. "It's when someone is disloyal to their partner."
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