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πŸ‘€︎ u/c_h_a_r_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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What is the favorite day of the week for twins?

Twos-day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supra_elongata
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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What day of the week are strongest?

Saturday and Sunday, all the rest are weak days.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BKDarkMaze
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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What is a mouths favourite day of the week?

Chewsday

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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Why is Saturday the crappiest day of the week?

It has a turd in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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What day of the week cries the most?

Sadderday

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GAMICK13
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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My brother-in-law, a clinical psychologist, says he is cutting back the days and hours of his work week.

In short his practice is shrinking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bardbelle
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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For six days of the week, I appreciate oak trees.

The other day? That's a firs day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebigeyedduck
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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On Saturday, my son confronted me about why I spend time with him on only 1 day of the week, but I spend time with his sister every other day. I told him that I would take him to the movies tomorrow, and he asked if it was 'just because he asked'.

I told him, 'no, because it's Son Day'.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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I got rid of that hair lice I've been having for a couple weeks the other day.

That problem's finally out of my hair.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InfinateUniverse
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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Africa's days of the week

In Africa, every day is Thirstday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Waapwgaming
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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What is the coldest day of the week?

Sundae.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ah_lone
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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Six days of the week are dedicated to daughters. Only one day is ...

Son day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kishenoy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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Which day of the week is for drinking?

Thirst-day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kishenoy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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Which day of the week should you not have stood up for?

Sat-urday

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kishenoy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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Which day of the week is for preparing battered food?

Fry-day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kishenoy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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Which day of the week is for complaining?

Moan-day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kishenoy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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Which day of the week is for eating?

Chews-day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kishenoy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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Whats the first day of the week starting with a T?

Tonday

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fletcherox
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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What two days of the week start with β€œT?”

Today and tomorrow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ETwasMyFriend
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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What's a mathematicians favorite day of the week?

Tuesday

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Llamalover21
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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What day of the week do eggs dread?

Fry-day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickl444
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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Isn't it an interesting co-incidence that the second day of the work week…

…is called Two's day? That's the only day of the week for which that works.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2017
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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/red_snake0329
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday.

The rest are weak days..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/festivalheadmmsk
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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What are the strongest days of the week??

Saturday and Sunday...bc the rest are β€œweekdays”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CraZcraaacker
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The other days are week days.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cosh1990
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The others are weekdays.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schrodingers_liar
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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What are the strongest days of the week ?

Saturday and Sunday, the rest are just weekdays

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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Why are Saturday and Sunday the strongest days of the week?

Because the rest of the days are weakdays! I’ll see myself out now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/legendsnvrshave
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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What are the strongest days of the week?

saturday and sunday, the rest are weekdays.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zucc_the_lizard
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2018
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Which days of the week are the strongest?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are all weekdays.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kyliepaigex
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2018
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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday, the rest are week days.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JuIius_Seizure95
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weekdays

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jacob0088
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The others are weekdays

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShowPan69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/davis99999
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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Which day of the week is the driest?

Thirstday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bufinidas
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weak days.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mike_smith02
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2018
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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday,the rest are weekdays

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MLGBANANABUS
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weakdays.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PissfestMcgee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday & Sunday

The rest are weekdays.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cadepilbeam
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2017
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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday, the rest are week days.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProfessorFog
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2017
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Which days of the week are the strongest?

Sunday and Saturday, the rest are week days.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mudkipz1956
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2017
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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are "weakdays".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreenTeh
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2017
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