A list of puns related to "Days Of The Week"

what's the best day of the week to poop?

saTURDay

What is the favorite day of the week for twins?

Twos-day

What day of the week are strongest?

Saturday and Sunday, all the rest are weak days.

What is a mouths favourite day of the week?

Chewsday

Why is Saturday the crappiest day of the week?

It has a turd in it.

What day of the week cries the most?

Sadderday

My brother-in-law, a clinical psychologist, says he is cutting back the days and hours of his work week.

In short his practice is shrinking.

For six days of the week, I appreciate oak trees.

The other day? That's a firs day.

On Saturday, my son confronted me about why I spend time with him on only 1 day of the week, but I spend time with his sister every other day. I told him that I would take him to the movies tomorrow, and he asked if it was 'just because he asked'.

I told him, 'no, because it's Son Day'.

I got rid of that hair lice I've been having for a couple weeks the other day.

That problem's finally out of my hair.

Africa's days of the week

In Africa, every day is Thirstday.

What is the coldest day of the week?

Sundae.

Six days of the week are dedicated to daughters. Only one day is ...

Son day

Which day of the week is for drinking?

Thirst-day

Which day of the week should you not have stood up for?

Sat-urday

Which day of the week is for preparing battered food?

Fry-day

Which day of the week is for complaining?

Moan-day

Which day of the week is for eating?

Chews-day

Whats the first day of the week starting with a T?

Tonday

What two days of the week start with βT?β

Today and tomorrow

What's a mathematicians favorite day of the week?

Tuesday

What day of the week do eggs dread?

Fry-day

Isn't it an interesting co-incidence that the second day of the work weekβ¦

β¦is called Two's day? That's the only day of the week for which that works.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday.

The rest are weak days..

What are the strongest days of the week??

Saturday and Sunday...bc the rest are βweekdaysβ

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The other days are week days.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The others are weekdays.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

What are the strongest days of the week ?

Saturday and Sunday, the rest are just weekdays

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

Why are Saturday and Sunday the strongest days of the week?

Because the rest of the days are weakdays! Iβll see myself out now

What are the strongest days of the week?

saturday and sunday, the rest are weekdays.

Which days of the week are the strongest?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are all weekdays.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday, the rest are week days.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weekdays

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The others are weekdays

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

Which day of the week is the driest?

Thirstday.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weak days.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday,the rest are weekdays

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weakdays.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday & Sunday

The rest are weekdays.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday, the rest are week days.

Which days of the week are the strongest?

Sunday and Saturday, the rest are week days.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are "weakdays".

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