A list of puns related to "Sabbath"
He only preys on weak knights.
Quasi-Osbourne!
Call that a Black Sabbath
How many Hasidic Rabbis does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, it's the Sabbath. Shabbat shalom!
We are now a heavy metal church.
We will be introducing Black Sabbath to our worship set soon.
The fourth album is often the best.
Credit to the original submitters. Thanks for keeping me funny, dads.
EDIT: Black Sabbath, Paranoid, Master of Reality
I've been on a metal kick lately. A little sabbath, zeppelin, and a lot of ozzy. So I'm sitting here building a Christian website for myself, singing mr. Crowley when I say to myself....."well, this is abbot odd."
I told myself a dad joke because my daughter is asleep. I've reached a new low.
Black Sabbath
Laying in bed with my girlfriend with the lights out, waiting to driff off... when out of no where
Me: I start singing the guitar sounds for sabbath bloody sabbath
Her: "what are you-"
Me: "shut up! I'm trying to ROCK myself to sleep"
The lights were off but you could just feel the stupid giggle face I was making.
He only preys on weak knights.
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