Why does the dragon not observe the Sabbath?

He only preys on weak knights.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evanmcook
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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What do you call the lead singer of a Black Sabbath cover band?

Quasi-Osbourne!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1_0
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2014
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A friendly Jewish joke

How many Hasidic Rabbis does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, it's the Sabbath. Shabbat shalom!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nine_legged_stool
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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Our church just replaced our giant wood pulpit for a smaller metal pulpit that is equally heavy.

We are now a heavy metal church.

We will be introducing Black Sabbath to our worship set soon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cruckel2687
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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I've been torturing my daughter, vol. 4

The fourth album is often the best.

Credit to the original submitters. Thanks for keeping me funny, dads.

EDIT: Black Sabbath, Paranoid, Master of Reality

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geoffevans
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2017
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I told myself a dad joke

I've been on a metal kick lately. A little sabbath, zeppelin, and a lot of ozzy. So I'm sitting here building a Christian website for myself, singing mr. Crowley when I say to myself....."well, this is abbot odd."

I told myself a dad joke because my daughter is asleep. I've reached a new low.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anonkingdragon
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2017
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For some reason black Friday continues for the rest of the week, i guess that makes today

Black Sabbath

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evilhomers
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2016
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The other night before my girlfriend and I fell asleep

Laying in bed with my girlfriend with the lights out, waiting to driff off... when out of no where

Me: I start singing the guitar sounds for sabbath bloody sabbath

Her: "what are you-"

Me: "shut up! I'm trying to ROCK myself to sleep"

The lights were off but you could just feel the stupid giggle face I was making.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snpn2slmjim
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2014
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Why didn't the dragon observe the Sabbath?

He only preys on weak knights.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evanmcook
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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