I was trying to give away bread for Shabbat, but all the Jews kept getting mad at me.

All I said was there's no challah cost.

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📅︎ Jul 23 2020
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A friendly Jewish joke

How many Hasidic Rabbis does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, it's the Sabbath. Shabbat shalom!

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📅︎ Jul 25 2020
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