A list of puns related to "Winter Snow"
The man replied, “Why thank you kind sir, but my name’s not Frost.”
Now there's a tiring job.
I said: Usually igloo them together.
Now there snow days off for winter
Dad: Man, it really is a winter wonderland out there. (We live in Wisconsin, lots of snow for the last 24 hours)
Girlfriend: Really? You still think that after all the shoveling you guys have been doing?
Dad: Yeah. It makes me wonder why the hell I still live in a place with winters like this.
My girlfriend did not see it coming. I have much to learn.
Why did the NSA whistleblower spend the winter in Russia?
He was snowed in.
So someone suggested that I posted this here, not sure if it fits since it happend .but here it is
So I was 10 years old and it was winter ,my mom made me go shovel the snow, 10 minutes later I was finished and walked back inside then my mom went to look and asked me to come back out and actually shovel the snow. Confused I walk out and see that all the snow is still there, so I had to shovel again and before I went inn I asked my mom to come look , she said OK and when I went inside I found my dad with a shit eating grin and a shovel in his hand
I didn't speak with him for an hour
My sister lives in Georgia, which is currently having some uncharacteristic winter weather. She sent me and my parents a picture of the snow on the ground, asking "What state am I living in!?". My dad responded with "considering the white stuff on the ground, I'd say a state of confusion"
Exchange between my parents last winter.
Dad: Boys are better than girls
Mom: That's not true
Dad: Boys can write their names in the snow
Mom: So can girls
Dad: (Without missing a beat) Only if her name is Dot
Outside, snow everywhere. We see some birds in a tree.
Co worker "I bet they wish they went south for winter" Me "Maybe not, looks like they are just CHILLing"
My Dad is on slushy roads and driving on all the snow he can.
Me: So you have a big bad 4 wheel drive and just have to use it?
Dad: Actually I was spreading winter out so it melts faster.
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