She grabs a cup of hot cocoa and watches through the window as he fills the bucket up with water and races from the back of the house all the way out to the front yard and out of sight. She bundles up and goes outside to get a closer look and sees that he’s cleared the snow from the sidewalk. She watches as he takes his bucket of water and pours it out on the cold concrete. She’s puzzled for a second and then says:
Icy, what you did there.
So there were 6 of us...
With freezing rain pouring down on us at the end of a long work day, and in the middle of a daunting task- pulling underground cables, linking four transformers together (a task where something goes wrong about 50% of the time)
There is a jet line (pulling line) attached to the head of the cable being ran, and as we are nearing completion I hear my foreman (standing at the endpoint) yell "THE JET LINE IS FRAYING!!!".
Without pause I scream back "I was a FRAYED this would happen!"
The tension on the line ceases, and I look around and see 5 blank expressions just staring back at me.
Best day of my comedic life
It really toque me by surprise!
Bad mittens
He was a bipolar bear
It started off with sledging which has finally lead to ski jumping. It’s a real slippery slope
Because they can't swim.
A scarf.
Frost-bite.
Me: Yeah, you can see all their knotty parts.
So I had to jacket.
Any other good jokes like that to play on my family?
Patio Furniture
Dora and Diego travel to the Pacific Northwest in the middle of winter. Suddenly they realise that there is a problem with their car, so they quickly pull into a nearby garage. The mechanic comes out and asks them "so what's wrong with your car?" Dora replies:
"Wiper no Wiping!!"
Releafed
"Swarm."
It's a cool thing.
I take extra D on the side that time of year
It’s the start of a slippery slope
What a re-leaf!
Because most of the brides get cold feet.
Just stand in a corner, it has 90 degrees there!
It's easy... I just take away her coat.
Because it wore a yellow jacket.
Because he was Snowden.
But after wading in I got cold feet.
He summerized it!
More people have colds = more people eating soup.
To hot spots.
You look for fresh prints in the snow
In the snow.
He's this season's biggest luger
The people always seem to be cooler
He didn’t like it, so I asked him why.
He said, “I don’t feel very cool in this jacket.”
I replied, “Exactly! So what’s the problem?”
They both store icy BMs.
It's too far to walk
Because it is too far to walk
"Swarm."
‘Swarm.
