Fir Tree Puns

A list of puns related to "Fir Tree"

I pine fir the good oak days, when it was poplar to spruce up the living room with a real tree.
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👤︎ u/und88
📅︎ Dec 24 2020
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What do you call a fir tree that knows king fu?

Spruce Lee

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👤︎ u/VadeRetroLupa
📅︎ Dec 14 2018
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I finally realized why trees don’t have teeth.

Turns out, they’re all bark and no bite.

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👤︎ u/assafstone
📅︎ Sep 27 2020
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“How long have you been chopping wood for?”

“Not sure. Let me check the logs.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 02 2018
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Good one from my dad: "I can cut wood by just looking at it"

Came up during a conversation about having a bonfire

Dad "Here's something you might not have known about me, I can cut wood by just looking at it"

Me, fully expecting a dad joke: "I don't believe you but would you care to elaborate"

Dad: "Its true! I saw it with my own eyes"

He giggled to himself for about 10 minutes after that one.

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👤︎ u/sb95500
📅︎ Dec 06 2016
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