What did the frog carrying a hot pot say?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wannabereaper
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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This must be the soupervisor
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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Sweaty road repair crew in Warsaw:

Hot Poles filling pot holes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mwmillman
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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We have a latte fun at my work...

So I was pouring a cup of coffee when the lip of the cup caught on the spout of the coffee pot causing some hot coffee to splash on my hand, instinctively I yanked my hand away like a scalded cat.

Customer: "oh my God, are you ok?!”

Me: "Yeah, it's fine. It's only a..Light Roast."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lantec
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2017
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Here's a list of foods that sound like euphemisms

Bloody Mary, Bulgogi

Fish Tacos

Corned beef, Crab Salad, Clams, Creamcicle

Fruit Roll-Ups

Jerked Beef

Kumquat

NutterButter

Red Hots

Pigs in Blanket, Pot Stickers, Pulled Pork

Spotted dick, Stuffed Peppers

Tuna Melt, Twizzlers

Virgin Margarita

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhinobird
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2018
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Dad to mum, right in front of me in the kitchen.

Context: My dad is not exactly what you would call skinny...

Dad: Do you want a hand moving them (the massive pot of potatoes that had been on the boil)

Mum: I should be okay

Dad: Are you sure? They're hot and heavy. Just like me!

Dad proceeded to make this face: http://i.imgur.com/UT69wID.gif

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