Swiss Steak Puns

Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 4 legs? A cow. What do you call a cow with 6 legs? A disaster. What do you call a cow that is long? Spare ribs. What do you call a cow that is shaped like a circle? Round steak. What do you call a cow that is shaped like a square? Cubed steak. What do you call a cow in India? HOLY COW! What do you call a cow that makes chocolate milk? A Brown Swiss dairy cow. What do you call a cow with a wallet? A cash cow. What do you call a cow whose wallet has been stolen? A mad cow. What do you call a cow at the supermarket? Dead. What do you call a cow that comes back to life? A zombie. What do you call a cow zombie apocalypse? The End (to all cow jokes).