Sirloin steak Puns

A list of puns related to "Sirloin steak"

Why is the sirloin the king of steaks?

It’s the only one you have to call “sir”

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👤︎ u/wcollins260
📅︎ Feb 16 2019
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Have you seen any movies about sirloin steaks?

They are rare but the one I saw was well done.

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👤︎ u/3Dbabble
📅︎ Apr 14 2018
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“Sirloin? Great choice. How would you like your steak cooked, sir?

Well preferably on the grill please.

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👤︎ u/A-Seabear
📅︎ Dec 29 2018
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I'm sitting in the conference room at work with all these sirloin steaks. This meating is so boring.
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👤︎ u/ShooCat
📅︎ Sep 05 2017
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The Queen just knighted the first cow in history.

He is Sirloin.

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👤︎ u/SoVeryKerry
📅︎ Feb 18 2019
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I work at a restaurant as a bartender/server...

And a guy ordered a medium rare sirloin for lunch. Once everyone got their food, I gave them a few minutes to dig in, and then went to check how they all were doing. Here's how it went.

Me: Hi guys, is everyone still doing well over here? (Pause to turn to the guy with the steak)...Or should I say medium rare ehh?? finger guns and chuckles

Guys: silence. Complete silence

Me: cracks up at my own stupid joke and walks away with no shame, leaving them in awe of my greatness

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👤︎ u/mkelsey4610
📅︎ Jun 22 2017
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