Bike Ride Puns

On the psycho path

It was known as the Nahasapeema-peloton.

I always push myself to recycle.

is that recycling?

(My dad's joke)

It was two tired

He said it was to tiring

Biker gang leader: Yes, but for the love of God, Stop calling it “synchronizing our cycles”.

they wheelie can

A recyclist!

It started out well but then things went downhill pretty fast.

I raced it so much, whenever I would show up, people would say, "Look! Here comes that racist!"

It's been slow. She usually only manages a few metres in a straight line before stopping. Today she cycled along for ages with one arm held out to the side.

I think she's finally turning a corner.

The guy was just coming out of the garage (which has three doors) And says, "No it's a three door".

Dad: I dunno, I'm kinda tired

Bro: Yeah, I don't think I could handle that right now

Dad: I think we've already spoken about this

Bro: Give me a brake, dad

Dad: What, you can't keep the chain of puns going?

Bro: I can kick it into a higher gear

Dad: I might have to reflect on your puns for a minute

Bro: As long as you don't tread over any of my good ones

Dad: Wheel see how long you can keep this up

Me: Hey, I like...bikes

Dad: ಠ_ಠ

Bro: ಠ_ಠ

Mom: ◔_◔

You should get a horse, it would be more stable

I replied, you won't get very far in the garage

Her: My legs feel so taut.

Me: What are they learning?

-3 seconds of silence-

Her: siiiiiiiiiiiiigh

FIL: "Going for a ride, back in a bit" MIL: "Okay, be safe. Make sure to watch your shoulder" FIL: "But if I watch my shoulder how can I see where I'm going? Doesn't seem safe to me" MIL: ...groan

Then I realized I was listening to chill music. I turned it off and was instantly warmer.

The cycle path

Me: did you fix the brake on my bike? Dad: Give me a break!