How to earn a ton of money in 1 easy step

Put 5 female pigs and 5 male deers in your backyard.

Congratulations, you now have ten sows and bucks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/soba_todoroki
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I’ve recently discovered I’m terrified of elevators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

I was a little afraid of speed bumps too, but I’m slowly getting over them!

UPDATE: Thank you so much for all the upvotes and amazing responses, fellow Dad Joke lovers. You make the world a happier place! 🀩

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whoopass_voice
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Why did God tell Moses to watch his step?

He was standing on holey ground.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fightswithbears
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How to draw stairs (step by step)

The answer is in the title.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lucilaos
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Here's a step-by-step guide on how to fall down stairs!

Step 28

Step 27

Step 24

Step 21

Step 16

Step 12

Step 7

Step 3

Step 1

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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What do you call a drunk person staggering along a street on their way home trying not to step on the cracks in the pavement?

Stuporstitious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SvenSvenkill3
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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I have a step ladder at home...

... I never knew my real ladder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dream_digital
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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I am Buzz Aldrin. Second man to step on the moon

Neil before me

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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A fish steps outside her house and get hers fins and gills blown out of order by the weather, so she goes back in for a jacket. Her husband asks, β€œWhat’s it like Outside Right Now?” She replies,

β€œCurrently”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/axolitl-nicerpls
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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What happens when you unintentionally step on a duck

A quackcident

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Metaldom
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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A guy brings his friend to see his new lake house. When they get there, they see a goose on the front steps.

The friend says "hey, is he yours?"

The guy replies "yep, kept him after I found him alone by the lake. He can't communicate with any of the other birds."

His friend looked confused. "Is he mute?"

"No. I think he speaks porch geese."

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Step out of the car
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spinnaker190
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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What do you get if Godzilla steps on a bar?

Pub Squash!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DecIsMuchJuvenile
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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I told my carpenter not to carpet my steps.

He gave me a blank stair.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlaik
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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All step dads are faux pas

If you find this joke in the sub or other subs please link...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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The first step in confronting a crafting problem,

is a mitten knit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elnateo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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My step sister and I share the same dad.

But her birth was a whole wifetime ago

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A staircase is just a stair with extra steps.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DIzzy13579
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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The first step to not be rude?

Don’t stair.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SugarCookieBear
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Flip flops are fun. Every time you take a step....

....it's like a high five for your foot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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An electrician asks if I could hand him his step ladder. I said sure no problem.

He said β€œThanks! I never knew my real ladder.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/birdx90
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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How to draw a horse in two steps:
  1. Draw a unicorn.
  2. Erase his horn.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rozsaszin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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My step-ladder is nice and supportive.

But sometimes I wish I would've known my real-ladder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clever_Sean
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Social distancing is just a step in the right direction.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Swanlafitte
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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What do you say when your sister steps on your foot and breaks your toe in half?

That's mitosis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRedGandalf
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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Step on it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Garrufes
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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This is another step towards greatness
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sexy_balls_69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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My wife was walking downstairs with the laundry, and dropped it when she missed a step.

I watched it all unfold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joesdad65
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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Steps to become rich
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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What do you call a chord that has its third moved up a half-step?

A little sus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/P8ntballz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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One small step for dad jokes, one large step for pun lines...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Un_orthodocs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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My friend fell down a flight of steps then started looking at me without breaking eye contact...

I'm not sure why he was stairing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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What happens when you step on a grape?

It lets out a little wine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trendfoll
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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My step-dad came up with this so hope it counts. What do you call a gay farmer?

A jolly rancher

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xianthamist
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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It is always make me uncomfortable when people ask about my step-ladder...

... I never even knew my real ladder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/no1krampus
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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Cooking up some drugs is easy if u know the steps and calculate the correct dosages

Like, it’s basic meth

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ApexPredator1509_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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My step-father just told me this after picking peppers from his garden:

"You should put these in your tea. Then it would be HOT tea."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlumeHound9
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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Learn to walk in two easy steps

Right, Left.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Soviet_Boy_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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My kid hasn't used a step ladder...

He says it's not his real ladder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainAmerica80
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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I have a step ladder

I never knew my real ladder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Insane-Madness
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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I am Buzz Aldrin. Second man to step on the moon.

Neil before me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mooshoopork4
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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I have a step ladder...

I never knew my real ladder, but my step ladder raised me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jigsatics
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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I'm Buzz Aldrin, second person ever to step on the moon.....

Neil before me

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This is my step ladder,

I never met my real ladder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirOnyxborn
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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Step by step guide on how to fall down stairs.

Step 1:

Step 2:

Step 4:

Step 7:

Step 12:

Step 18:

Step 25:

Hospital

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FriedLime
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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Here's my step-ladder

I never knew my real ladder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheUltimaWerewolf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Step by step guide on how to fall down the stairs.

Step 1:

Step 2:

Step 4:

Step 7:

Step 12:

Step 18:

Step 25:

Hospital

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