21 Hilarious Step Up Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What do you call a chord that has its third moved up a half-step?

A little sus

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👤︎ u/P8ntballz

📅︎ Oct 16 2020

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My step-dad came up with this so hope it counts. What do you call a gay farmer?

A jolly rancher

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👤︎ u/Xianthamist

📅︎ Jul 24 2020

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Cooking up some drugs is easy if u know the steps and calculate the correct dosages

Like, it’s basic meth

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👤︎ u/ApexPredator1509_

📅︎ Sep 12 2020

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This pun is a step up from the rest

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👤︎ u/i_like_miniwheats

📅︎ Mar 30 2020

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Watch where you step, its Rocky up ahead

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👤︎ u/Jasond1124

📅︎ Feb 05 2020

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I woke up this morning and found that someone dumped a bunch of legos on my front door step.

I don’t know what to make of it.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Apr 23 2019

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Speaking to a friend: "My mother once told me, 'if you want to go further on your journey, you have to take that next step, no matter how daunting'." My friend piped up, "Don't you mean farther?" To which I replied:

"No, I'm fairly certain it was my mother."

Credit to B.C. (comic strip), most likely paraphrased since I read it many a moon ago, though I'm fairly certain the punchline is very close to the original.

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👤︎ u/drozzi007

📅︎ Jan 01 2020

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I always hated my step-dad growing up. Now that I'm a dad myself, I can totally one-up him with DAD JOKES!

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👤︎ u/KyronX

📅︎ Jun 22 2019

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Walking up stairs is a multi-step process

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👤︎ u/1111Steve1111

📅︎ Jul 28 2019

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Wow, that’s really high up there. I’m going to need either a ladder or a step stool.

And I prefer the latter.

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👤︎ u/littleallred008

📅︎ Jul 20 2019

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"How to break up with your girlfriend: a two step process"

Step 1: take off your glasses

Step 2: say: 'I'm afraid I can't see you anymore!'

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👤︎ u/GalaHunterX

📅︎ Mar 02 2019

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Step it up

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👤︎ u/mrpenguinhere

📅︎ Jun 27 2019

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Best step up thy game, ruffian.

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👤︎ u/MrMataNui

📅︎ Feb 01 2019

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How to walk up the stairs, a step by step guide

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👤︎ u/Patriarch_FH

📅︎ Jun 01 2019

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What job is a step up from bartender?

Barelevender

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👤︎ u/Drshaggy

📅︎ Apr 01 2018

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Here is an easy three step program to pick up petite, blonde chicks.

Step 1. Go to a farm.

Step 2. Go to the chicken coop.

Step 3. Find a baby chicken and pick it up.

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose

📅︎ May 17 2019

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What do you call someone that is a step up from an average renter?

An elevenant

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👤︎ u/aparks1437

📅︎ Apr 04 2018

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I've decided to step up my dad joke game in 2015

So I'm posting this from the upstairs computer

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👤︎ u/Hawkline

📅︎ Jan 01 2015

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My 5 year old son went out to the kitchen, gets the step stool, and sets it up in the middle of the living room...

I'm sitting here on the couch watching him run back and forth across the room while he makes race car noises. After a few minutes, I ask him what he's doing.

He replies, "I'm passing stool!"

...What have I created?

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👤︎ u/JayDee240

📅︎ Feb 14 2016

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If he's the only thing that can reverse the effects of climate change, why won't he step up and get involved?

Hugh Jefferts has a lot to answer for.

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👤︎ u/The_Rodigan_Scorcher

📅︎ May 22 2016

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Dog throws up, (step) dad joke ensues

We have a 15 year old dog who's getting old and gets sick a lot. Tonight was a pretty bad night for her, moving slowly, lathargic, not acting like herself. All of a sudden she starts heaving, then after throws up the most we've ever seen.

Mom: "Ahh poor thing, I feel so ba...OMG WHERE DID THAT ALL COME FROM?"

Step Dad: "Looks like it came from her mouth."

I lost it for a good 5-10 minutes.

Dog is feeling much better now! :)

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👤︎ u/NYKyle610

📅︎ Sep 07 2014

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