Did you know Stephen King has a son named Joe?

I’m not joking, but he is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone, and I wondered why they were doing that...

Then IT hit me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/obsidiandragon61
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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Stephen Kings' son Joe doesn't have a middle name.

He's just Joe King.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tinfoilknight
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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At my book club, I wondered why they were throwing Stephen King novels around.

Then IT hit me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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Honey did Stephen King make you?

Why?

Cause you're Shining.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/harshamfk
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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I'm inviting everyone to join me in a thought-session of Stephen King's iconic shape-shifting clown.

Come to think of IT.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ankit_dey
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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Someone hit me with a Stephen King book.

I didn't see IT coming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chrlie_947
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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I asked a hipster, β€œWhat’s your favorite Stephen King novel?”

He said, β€œYou probably never heard of It.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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[Dad Joke courtesy of Stephen King] The big moron and the little moron were standing on the Golden Gate bridge. The big moron fell off. Why didn't the little moron fall off too?

Because the little moron was a little more on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MysteryOrange7
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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My sister asked me why I keep a Stephen King book by the toilet.

I told her it’s for if I need to get the shit scared out of me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Returningdarkness
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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What is Stephen King’s favorite dance move?

The Running Man

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anotherlame
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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TIL: Stephen King has a son named Joe. reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gliese_436b
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2018
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I asked my friend if he wanted to see that new Stephen King movie adaptation and it felt like a betrayal when he declined.

"It 2, Brute?" I had asked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phiv555
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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I was walking past a homeless man when he yelled, "Stephen King is my older brother and he stole the ideas for all his novels from me!"

I replied, "Surely you must be Joe."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2018
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Really sad to hear Stephen king died. But even sadder to hear his middle name was β€œHaw”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AbjectEra
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2018
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I never understood Stephen King

Then I got It

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2018
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Came across this Dad joke in Stephen Kings 'IT' (no spoilers)

"Gee Rich...I guess I must have forgotten to pay you your allowance on monday. That;s the only reason I can think of you needing money on friday."

"Well.."

"Gone?"

"Well..."

"That's an extremely deep subject for a boy with such a shallow mind,"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cjick
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2017
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Why does Stephen King enjoy writing?

It carrie's him through desperation and insomnia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kignak
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2015
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Did you know Stephen King has a son named Joe?

I’m not joking, but he is

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickatier_Carbs
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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I wondered why my daughter was throwing all my Stephen King books around the room. And then…

…IT hit me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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At my book club, I wondered why they were throwing Stephen King novels around...

Then IT hit me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Stephen King has a son named Joe

I’m not joking, but he is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ventanaman
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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Did you know that Stephen King's son is Joe?

I'm not joking but he is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/379447984
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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Stephen King has a son named Joe

I'm not joking, but he is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thistardis
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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Today I learned: The writer Stephen King has a son named Joe.

I’m not joking, but he is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2018
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Stephen King has a son named Joe.

I'm not joking, but he is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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Stephen King just named his son Joe.

I’m not joking but he is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dave11899
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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TIL Stephen King has a son named Joe.

I'm not joking but he is...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BruceWayne2099
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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Do you guys know that Stephen King has a son named Joe King? I'm not joking, but his son is.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dewetkyle
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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Stephen King has a son...

... named Joe.

I’m not joking.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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Stephen King has a son named Joe.

I’m not joking, but he is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chooboto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2018
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Stephen King has a son named Joe.

I'm not joking, but he is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Potars
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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Stephen King has a son named Joe.

I'm not joking, but he is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aikodude
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2018
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Stephen King has a son named Joe...

I'm not joking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/V-Tac
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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Did you know Stephen King has a son named Joe

I’m not joking, but he is

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DankestTestes
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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Stephen King has a son named Joe.

I am not joking, but he is.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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