On Writing Puns

2021

It's only a draft at the moment

Must be a sign.

What does the mean mean mean?

I hope it will appeal to a wide audience.

Sea son's greetings.

Now that I think about it, it would’ve been easier if I just wrote in on paper

Because I think it's pretty tearable

A dad joke.

How did I do?

It's going to be a play on words.

...and right now, I literally Kant even.

It was really a pen in my ass

...you end up writing MacBook Prose.

He told me I was to discuss ting

He took the guitar from my hands, leaned it on the front of my amp and left the room.

Here I sit broken-hearted. Came to poop but only farted.

They usually went over our heads.

It was a piece of cake.

It's a good essay

It's about time!

talking about a music assignment I had this past semester when I came home for winter break. I told my dad I had to arrange a piece of music for class.

He asked me if it was a group project. I told him no, I was the only one who worked on it.

"So that makes you the lone arranger?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hmxdgQB4h4

So the person's profile only talks about airplanes. I wanted to send a message totally jammed packed with airplane puns but I don't have that many. It's probably a fake profile but I still think it would be fun.

Here's what I have so far. Hey Girl. Most of the girls on this website are so 'plane' but you're the exception. I have a 'terminal' illness and hope to meet my copilot before I go. Just kidding. My health is 'A oK47'. I was just 'play'n' around. Just to let you know I have some baggage from some 'turbulence' in a previous relationship but Shirley I can get past it. My previous relationship taught me that two wrongs don't make a right. However, two Wrights made an airplane. I hope a new relationship can 'takeoff' with you though. I would be a great boyfriend. I have financial 'security' and could buy you anything you want with my 'visa'. Have you seen the movie, "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles"? It's really good, except for the train and automobile parts.