Multiple thefts of porch steps from different addresses in downtown Detroit.
Top Detectives have been assigned to the stair case.
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︎ Jan 03 2021
The first step in confronting a crafting problem,
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︎ Dec 29 2020
How to draw a horse in two steps:
- Draw a unicorn.
- Erase his horn.
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︎ Oct 28 2020
What do you say when your sister steps on your foot and breaks your toe in half?
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︎ Nov 16 2020
Social distancing is just a step in the right direction.
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︎ Oct 14 2020
After the contractor did a poor job installing the moving stairs in our office building my boss threw him down the steps.
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︎ Sep 10 2020
Learn to walk in two easy steps
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︎ Jul 30 2020
I just failed a fire safety course when they asked what steps I would take in case of an explosion...
Apparently, "extremely large ones" wasnβt an acceptable answer...
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︎ May 19 2020
I get so annoyed when I step in dog poop.
I guess you could say it's a pet peeve.
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︎ Mar 08 2020
I used to randomly sort resumes into 2 piles. One of the piles I'd throw out. The ones in the remaining were lucky enough to go to step 2.
I guess I wasn't much of a police detective.
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︎ Dec 16 2019
What do you call 100 rabbits in a straight line that take a step back at the same time?
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︎ Nov 01 2019
Iβm deathly afraid of elevators, in fact I take a lot of steps to avoid them.
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︎ Aug 26 2019
How to stop procrastination in a few Easy steps
I'll add them later so save this if you want
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︎ Jun 02 2019
When I show people my step ladder I always tell them in a sad voice,
βI never knew my real ladder.β
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︎ Jun 27 2019
How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator in three steps?
- Open the refrigerator door
- Put the elephant in
- Close the refrigerator door
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︎ Apr 14 2019
What do you call it when you step in milk?
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︎ Jul 28 2019
Getting fire training at work and was asked what steps to take in the event of a fire.
I said BIG ONES in the opposite direction of the fire....apparently the wrong answer.
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︎ Nov 27 2018
I love this warm weather coming around. Really puts a Spring in my step.
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︎ Mar 21 2019
I saw a kid getting bullied by 3 other kids so i decided to step in
He didnt have a chance against the 4 of us
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︎ Jul 30 2018
What do you call a step dad who makes awkward comments in social situations?
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︎ Jan 03 2019
My mom accidentally kneed my step-dad in his thigh.
She apologized when he told her she got him hard enough to leave a bruise and she, jokingly, asked if he would leave her over it.
He replied, "No. Because you kneed me..." and winked.
-_-
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︎ Mar 09 2016
I've decided to step up my dad joke game in 2015
So I'm posting this from the upstairs computer
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︎ Jan 01 2015
I have a tattoo of the Scottish flag on my arm. Step dad is in Scotland.
Step dad texts me this morning
"Hey Paul, they really love you over here in Scotland, they show your tattoo everywhere!"
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︎ Apr 26 2015
My Step-Dad was telling a story about when he got carbon monoxide poisoning when he was in the Army.
I asked "Did you tell your... CO?"
He didn't get it.
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︎ Jul 04 2017
Got in a fight with my step ladder today...
I just wish it'd quit trying to replace my real ladder.
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︎ May 03 2017
My girlfriend was trying to reach something high in a cupboard. I asked if she had the choice between a step-stool or something taller...
...would she chose the latter?
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︎ Jul 17 2017
My 5 year old son went out to the kitchen, gets the step stool, and sets it up in the middle of the living room...
I'm sitting here on the couch watching him run back and forth across the room while he makes race car noises. After a few minutes, I ask him what he's doing.
He replies, "I'm passing stool!"
...What have I created?
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︎ Feb 14 2016
"There's been water on the basement stairs since it rained. Make sure you don't step in it."
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︎ Jul 12 2014
Texting my sister when autocorrect decided to step in
Me: I just go on reddit during my breaks. I find it a good way to pass time on my phone without using heaps of data like tumblr does
Sister: That's true.. but I mainly just read fanfics
Me: I'm trying to not read fabrics bc I have so many books to read
Sister: Lol you read fabrics?
Me: Nah, reddit has better threads than fabrics
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︎ Oct 25 2016
I failed a health and safety course yesterday. One of the questions was βin the event of a fire, what steps would you take?β
βLarge onesβ was apparently the wrong answer.
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︎ Oct 19 2019
I failed my fire safety course when I was asked what steps I would take in case there was an explosion.
βReally large onesβ wasnβt an acceptable answer.
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︎ Oct 03 2018
I stepped on a spring and now I have a spring in my step.
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