A list of puns related to "Chances"
Complete success! The birds love it
Because Jesus didn't want to be double crossed
"A person always wins!"
Slim to Nun?
(Incidentally this is a true story and I got yelled at)
He just shrugged and said itβs my life
You have to try their New Delhi
I said, "Sure, why not?"
If they don't, after the 90 days they will finnish being Finnish
Iβm snow excited
Ever thought about that?
Very Slim
Slim to nun
I guess I got clock-blocked.
Unfortunately, she blew it...
She had a leg up the whole time
An authoritative write winged government.
Today I jumped at the fog, but I mist
"This concludes my probaballistic report."
Same middle name.
I've gotta say, it really was quite cumbersome.
When I dropped it, i thought i was in quite a pickle.
But then someone said "it's no big dill".
Mostly golf strokes, swimming strokes, tennis strokes etc.
Shocking isn't it.
BUT I blew it
From best to toilet paper.
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push." he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not! It's three in the morning and it's pouring out!"
"Well, you have a short memory." says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes." comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here, on the swing."
You have to try their New Delhi
Unfortunately, she blew it!
Unfortunately she blew it
Unfortunately, she blew it!
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