Slim to Nun?
(Incidentally this is a true story and I got yelled at)
Ever thought about that?
Man, you should have seen the people scatter in the meat department.
I guess I got clock-blocked.
She had a leg up the whole time
Unfortunately, she blew it...
An authoritative write winged government.
I've gotta say, it really was quite cumbersome.
When I dropped it, i thought i was in quite a pickle.
But then someone said "it's no big dill".
Mostly golf strokes, swimming strokes, tennis strokes etc.
"This concludes my probaballistic report."
Today I jumped at the fog, but I mist
Same middle name.
Shocking isn't it.
Like a Sophia has higher chance of getting pregnant in comparison of an Andrew.
From best to toilet paper.
BUT I blew it
It's still up in the air.
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push." he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not! It's three in the morning and it's pouring out!"
"Well, you have a short memory." says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes." comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here, on the swing."
T T T T T T T T
Dad: I don't know really, they just look kind of shady to me.
...it's curtain death for you.
this joke is so bad that it deserves an f
Unfortunately, she blew it!
Unfortunately she blew it
Unfortunately, she blew it!
But she blew it
But unfortunately, I blew it
Unfortunately, she blew it.
