Slim to Nun?
(Incidentally this is a true story and I got yelled at)
Man, you should have seen the people scatter in the meat department.
I guess I got clock-blocked.
Unfortunately, she blew it...
I've gotta say, it really was quite cumbersome.
When I dropped it, i thought i was in quite a pickle.
But then someone said "it's no big dill".
Mostly golf strokes, swimming strokes, tennis strokes etc.
"This concludes my probaballistic report."
Same middle name.
From best to toilet paper.
BUT I blew it
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push." he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not! It's three in the morning and it's pouring out!"
"Well, you have a short memory." says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes." comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here, on the swing."
T T T T T T T T
Dad: I don't know really, they just look kind of shady to me.
this joke is so bad that it deserves an f
I was always taught, growing up, that it was impolite to stair.
I’d say, 50 50.
His waistline
There are numerous probabilibees.
I guess you could say that....he is behind the Times.
He blew it.
http://i.imgur.com/RsVJIte.png
"I can't," the lawyer said. "I'd be dis Bard."
http://i.imgur.com/3IO9ce8.png
Beware of shopping in Israel. It Israeli expensive.
That way if anyone ever talks about it, it will sound like they are starting a fight.
I had a quintessential moment that I never thought would come...
My family and I were at church, and my son comes over and pokes at me to get my attention. I lean in close, and he says "I'm hungry."
My response? "Hello Hungry. I'm Dad, how are you?"
Needless to say, there were some folks who were unimpressed with us trying to stifle our laughter...or my pride that he thought it was funny. Got to start 'em young!
Me: "I think I'm going to wear my electric-blue tie for the rehearsal dinner." Grandpa: "Where the hell are you gonna plug it in all night?"
But unfortunately, I blew it
