A list of puns related to "Profit"
It was a joint operation
I call it meal estate.
Now that's just Insul(t)in'
Big Farmer
Because nun of them are in it for the money.
.."nut for sell"
It’s textbook Economics.
I guess you can say the crack has been wiped out clean
My Vietnamese is pho profit.
Dad: [pointing up at tall trees] “See those trees? Kid: “yeah?” Dad: “How much will you give me if I take off my shoes and jump over them?” Kid: [looking up at the trees] “There’s no way! A billion dollars!!!” Dad: [takes off shoes, puts them on the ground in front of him, jumps over shoes] “Pay up!”
They had a great piss-cal year
501-C3PO
His half-baked scheme didn't work out the way he had planned.
All they do is talk about Jesus, you think they would be for-prophet.
I think he’s milking it.
Dad: Patience is a virtue, especially for Hospitals, that’s how they make their money
Me: OH MY GOD!
My father told me this joke while I was in the ER.
Or in other words BI-NGO
My dad was talking about salaries of non profit CEOs.
Me:how much does the Alzheimer's association CEO get paid
Dad: he makes 2.7 million a year.
Dad: but I bet they forgot how much they paid him.
Me:facepalm
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