The reason there is so few organ donors is
I read a story about twin brothers born with a single body and shared organs.
Age 6 they were separated in a successful 13hr surgery. Later in life they went to prison for armed robbery. They served 10yrs. Afterwards they wrote their book about being ex-con joined twins.
What External Organ does an Owl use to Breathe?
I wanted to do some research on organs in biology, but I had no wifi and couldn’t find the information I wanted.
I wound up using cellular.
I used to disagree with organ transplants...
...but I've had a change of heart.
During an organ donation how do doctors decide which kidney to pick?
They pick the right one.
That way there's still one left
Clerk at the DMV: Do you want to be an organ donor?
Me, every single time without fail: Sure, but not right now. I’ve got stuff to do today.
I know a surgeon that puts organs back in upsidedown
I told him that's not funny but he said it was an inside joke.
When I promise to come up with an organ transplant pun.
"If organ trafficking is illegal...."
"Then what about pianos?"
-my dad
Question: How does the insulin organ maximise surface area?
It has a lot of pan-creases.
Sorry.
Did you know an elephants sex organs are in its feet?
If one steps on you your fucked.
When you die which organ is the last to go?
They eyes because they di-late
A friend of mine got an organ transplant recently
His life is now organized.
What’s the name of the contract organ donors have to sign
It takes real guts to become an organ donor.
I accidentally injured my girlfriend with a mouth organ.
I didn't mean to harm Monica.
No matter how we pitched the human organs to the other team, they'd swing and miss...
They didn't even bat an eye.
My dad was an organ player at basketball games, one time something got stuck on the organ and it made such a loud sound he sadly died.
The death was listed as “organ failure”
If Morgan Freeman pledges to donate his organs after death, his name after he dies will be M Freeman.
Do you know what the primary olfactory organ is?
Did you know that the first ever balloons were made out of animal intestines and organs?
That means the first balloons weren't balloon animals, but ballooned animals.
Why don't they have as many used organs at Goodwill as used baby grand pianos?
It's hard to find organ donors.
Why did the fish accept its death after losing its respiratory organs?
Because it lost the gill to live.
What is the motto of people who harvest organs?
Everytime I get asked if I'm a organ donor...
I reply with why does it matter what state I donate to?
The discovery of taste buds in the male reproductive organs
gives a new meaning to the word tasty-cles
Organ donors deliver.
Or dekidney, deheart, whatever it is they're donating.
I was moving and had no room in my apartment for my organ so i gave it to my neighbors...
Does this make me an organ donor?
If there's one thing I know about organ harvesting
I have some deep-seated regret for covering my organs in gold.
I have internalized gilt.
The brain is an amazing organ
it really makes you think
You know, the heart’s the hungriest organ.
It has the heartiest appetite.
I tapped my 11 year old son’s knee yesterday and said “what organ is this?” He said “umm, my leg?” I said “nope it’s your kid knee”.
I ordered a chicken online, when it came it was missing two organs.
I guess it was delivered.
It takes guts to be an organ donor.
It takes guts to be an organ donor
It really takes guts to be an organ donor.
It takes guts to be an organ donor.
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