Gland Puns

A list of puns related to "Gland"

I had to undergo a 6 week course of radiotherapy last year on my salivary glands.

Every week, I had an appointment with a doctor where they would ask me about my health. They would ask me the same usual questions. This is how it would go:

Dr: Do you get a dry mouth?

Me: Yes but I drink water to compensate.

Dr: Any issues with hearing?

Me: Sorry?

Dr (louder): any issues with hearing?

Me: Beg your pardon?

Dr starts laughing

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👤︎ u/kishenoy
📅︎ Apr 04 2021
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Is the prostate gland similar to the testis?

No, there’s a vas deferens between them.

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👤︎ u/jacknutting
📅︎ Mar 02 2020
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What do you call the gland in your throat responsible for deep thinking?

Your philosophagus

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👤︎ u/mythfanite
📅︎ Sep 16 2019
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Im no pituitary gland

I’m no pituitary gland but I can make a whoremoan

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👤︎ u/riptide78917891
📅︎ Dec 08 2018
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I’m off to see the World’s biggest gland.

England!

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👤︎ u/HALsaysSorry
📅︎ Apr 06 2018
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A joke from my daughter: Where does a tongue go to drop off its old clothes?

The Salivation Army

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👤︎ u/KidRadicchio
📅︎ Feb 12 2019
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You know what's secretive?

Glands. Glands are secretive.

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👤︎ u/AustralianGroan
📅︎ Mar 23 2020
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