A list of puns related to "Sprained ankle"
I told her to break a leg.
^(I just had to share this. For what it was worth, I made her smile, like an upset "I don't want to laugh at this moment, but I can't help it" kind of smile, and that's what counts. Luckily there were no fractured bones.)
I sprained my ankle and have to use crutches Dad says "hey now you can get a job at I-hop!" Nice one dad
"Would you try a cane?"
"Only if it's a hip one"
So I fell and either sprained or broke my ankle this morning chasing my son around.
Told my wife I had been assaulted, so she better get me some pepper for balance.
The eye roll was epic.
Edit: hairline fracture on my ankle
My mum sprained her ankle and my dad drove her to the nearby walk-in clinic.
Upon entering, with my mum hobbling along on her uninjured foot alongside him, he said to the receptionist "Walk-in? What about the hop-in?"
She looked at him with confusion.
Waste of excellent humour.
and I sprained my ankle.
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