My SO sprained her ankle last night. After a few hours waiting in the emergency room we were sent to the radiology for an X-Ray!

I told her to break a leg.

^(I just had to share this. For what it was worth, I made her smile, like an upset "I don't want to laugh at this moment, but I can't help it" kind of smile, and that's what counts. Luckily there were no fractured bones.)

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📅︎ Aug 12 2018
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Sprained my ankle, Dad delivers

I sprained my ankle and have to use crutches Dad says "hey now you can get a job at I-hop!" Nice one dad

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📅︎ Nov 18 2013
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Dad joked someone after spraining my ankle today

"Would you try a cane?"

"Only if it's a hip one"

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📅︎ Mar 09 2015
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Got the wife.

So I fell and either sprained or broke my ankle this morning chasing my son around.

Told my wife I had been assaulted, so she better get me some pepper for balance.

The eye roll was epic.

Edit: hairline fracture on my ankle

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My dad dad-joked the receptionist at the walk-in clinic

My mum sprained her ankle and my dad drove her to the nearby walk-in clinic.

Upon entering, with my mum hobbling along on her uninjured foot alongside him, he said to the receptionist "Walk-in? What about the hop-in?"

She looked at him with confusion.

Waste of excellent humour.

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📅︎ Aug 29 2014
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I tripped on some mushrooms yesterday...

and I sprained my ankle.

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