"But at least it's made with whole groins."
Argh, I don’t know, but it’s been drivin me nuts all day
pi-thongs?
Pirates says “Aaarrrrrr it’s driving me nuts!”
Depends
If your crotch itches, you've already got it.
Annoying
If the actress who played Padme Amidala wore an outfit that showed a crease at her crotch it would be a Natalie Portmanteau
Because they were afraid of crotch-contamination.
On crotches.
So the Swiss made a watch called a Swiss watch also known as Swatch for short. Then Croatia made a watch and I thought it was trendy so I got one. Now whenever someone asks me for the time I say 'hold on, let me check my Crotch' and I get really strange looks."
...but I guess that's just my crotch to bare.
Tape potato to crotch.
Kids think they're so subtle trying to text. If I see someone looking in their crotch and smiling all I'm thinking is "God I hope they're texting".
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in hand, column connected to the crotch of his pants.
Bartender says "isn't that steering wheel bothering ya, buddy?"
And the pirate goes "yarr, it's drivin' me nuts"
So A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch. Bartender says "oh my god, there's a steering wheel on your crotch!" The pirate says "Argh, it's drivin me nuts!"
Me: "Son, why are you limping?" Son: "Remember last week when I hurt my crotch?" Me: "Yeah..."
(pause)
Son: "I also hurt my foot." Me: "Oh. I was trying to figure out the connection there."
(pause)
Me: "I guess that would be your leg." Son: "You're an idiot."
So we were playing cards against humanity having beers and eating pizza when a piece of uneaten pizza crust flys across the room and lands in one of my lady friends lap.
So then her friend said to her "hey you might want to clean out your crotch, it's getting a little crusty."
The pirate says back, “Arrr! it’s drivin’ me nuts!”
It’s driving me nuts
a pirate walks into a bar and has a steering wheel on his crotch. The bartender says ''Hey man what's with the wheel?'' The pirate then responds ''Arrr it's drivin' me nuts!''
