A list of puns related to "Elbows"
"You've broken your hand."
I think itβs quite humerus
I put it in the wrong place...... 3 years ago
Because it's a Joint effort
Armish.
It was a miner injury.
He is always serious and never humerus...
El Bone
I can see why it's not called protickle
They would have no point.
Thatβs hip.
Beertricks potter
When my dad arrived, he said "this is for if you ever need a new one" and gave her a box of elbow macaroni noodles.
When I went in to have it fixed, they said they would have to put me under. I woke up with the doctor looking at me with a very concerned and somewhat guilty look on his face. "It seems I have operated on the wrong part," he said. I looked down and my knee was all bandaged up. All I could mutter was "This is not humerus."
My wife called me an asshole , I called her an elbow. She laughed and said,"That's dumb!". I looked her in the eye and said, "I can get along without an elbow, a hell of a lot better than you can without, an asshole". She smiled - that's all a man needs, I love that woman.
Me: I think I have your elbow. Dad: I thought I felt someone grab me.
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