What do you call a cow without legs?
Ground beef.
(My Dad was very excited to tell me this during our video chat tonight)
What do you call an Italian moose with one leg shorter than the others?
What's green, has 4 legs, and could kill you if it fell out of a tree?
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pool?
Before the clock strikes midnight on december 31st be sure to lift your left leg
That way you will start off the new year on the right foot
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?
Because the cow has the udder
A man woke up in the hospital after a serious accident, the man yelled "DOCTOR! DOCTOR, I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS!"
The doctor then replied "i know, i amputated your arms."
Remember to lift your left leg up off the ground during the New Years countdown
So you can start the New Year off on the right foot
Edit: Thanks for the silver
Why can't people without legs drink milk
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places.
He told me to quit going to those places.
I know why beer and frog legs go together so well!
Kid: Why do you stand on one leg while you get money out of the ATM?
Dad: I’m checking my balance.
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
Because every play has a cast.
What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen......
What do you call a woman with two legs?
Noleen
When it comes to decorating the Christmas tree, I've got a leg up on the competition. My cat says I passed out under the tree again, but I told her to stop pulling my leg.
My dog moon got his leg amputated, but that's ok...
He's a got a faux pas now
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Doesn't matter it won't come
I have 6 legs, 8 arms, and 10 heads. What am I?
Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?
Because if it didn't it would fall over.
What do crocodiles wear to keep their legs dry in the water?
I dated a woman with a wooden leg.
It wasn't working out, so I broke it off. Sorry Peg.
They tried to sack her, and she didn’t have a leg to stand on...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter they won’t come anyway.
Last night I dreamt I was in a swordfight with a knight, and he cut off the bottom part of my legs.
Where do you find a turtle with no legs?
So I ate some frog legs for the first time tonight
They were pretty good. Only problem is, I now have a frog in my throat!
What do you call 2 guys with no arms and no legs standing in the windowsill?
If girls with big boobs work at Hooters where do girls with only one leg work?
My cat came up to me and meowed imploringly then started massaging my leg with its paws...
My mother-in-law never taught my wife to shave her legs without getting cut.
I was dating a girl with a wooden leg
My brother lost his left arm and left leg in a terrible auto accident.
What do you call a cow with long legs
My legs aren’t made for walking
I took all the crab legs at the all you can eat buffet
I have shellfish eating habits
If my brother gets his legs amputated...
Does that make him my half brother?
Why do cow milking stools have only 3 legs?
Cuz the Cow's got the udder!
I’ve bought my girlfriend a wooden leg for Christmas.
It’s not her main present, just a stocking filler.
What did the doctor prescribe to the supernova who was complaining of the aching of their leg?
Make sure that your left leg is up before the clock hits midnight tomorrow.
That way you start 2021 on the right foot.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because there's always a cast
What do you call s man with no arms and legs in a swimming pool?
What do you call a cow with no legs?
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him..
He wont come anyways
Just before midnight tonight, I’ll lift up my left leg.
That way, I can start the new year on the right foot.
What has 8 legs, 8 arms, and 8 eyes?
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Before the clock strikes midnight on December 31st be sure to lift your left leg.
That way you will start the new year off on the right foot.
Why does milking stool only have three legs?
Because the cow has the utter
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