I keep trying to come up with good philosophy pun
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Philosophy puns
I try to stop making them but I just Kant
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︎ Aug 28 2014
One Kant make a good philosophy pun without thinking it Thoreau from different Engels.
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︎ Nov 20 2014
What does the philosophy lecturer do when he gets cold feet?
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︎ Dec 09 2020
I think my Australian neighbor is into philosophy
He keeps saying ''Oi, Kant''
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︎ Nov 01 2020
I tried to teach my horse philosophy but it didn't take.
After all, you can't put Descartes before the horse.
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︎ Sep 09 2020
Be careful if you go swimming in Philosophy Lake.
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︎ Jun 20 2020
Me: Dude! Come with me to the storage! I organized all the philosophy theses into plastic boxes with hanging files!
Unimpressed Friend: So, Crates...
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︎ Sep 17 2020
It's our problem-free philosophy...
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︎ Mar 27 2020
I recently bought a manual on philosophy
But Immanuel Kant explain it properly.
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︎ May 08 2020
My sister majored in Philosophy. I saw her sobbing the other day, worried she wonβt get a job.
I said, βAre you having an existential cry, sis?β
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︎ Jul 01 2018
Philosophy jams
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︎ Dec 20 2019
I went to Oxford University, where I was a philosophy major and the starting goalkeeper on the football team.
They called me Soccertes.
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︎ Nov 04 2019
A boy was feeling very nervous about his first date, so went to his father for advice. "My son, there are three subjects that always work with women: food, family, and philosophy." The boy picks up his date and they stare at each other for a long time...
The boy's nervousness builds, but he then asks, "Do you like potato pancakes?"
"No," comes the answer and the silence returns like a suffocating blanket.
"Do you have a brother?"
"No."
After giving it some thought, the boy plays his last card, "If you had a brother, would he like potato pancakes?"
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︎ Oct 03 2019
A friend of mine was trying to decide whether to study art or philosophy.
I told him he should draw a conclusion.
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︎ Sep 17 2019
Yesterday, I joined Philosophy club at my school
I walked in, asked the teacher if the club even existed, then left.
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︎ Jul 15 2019
Last night I went to a comedy and philosophy convention.
I laughed more than I thought.
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︎ Jul 31 2018
A Place for Philosophy
I have a special place where I do philosophy on behalf of a tuber friend of mine.
Basically, I think there for a yam.
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︎ Dec 18 2018
My son got a Philosophy degree for its utility in the work world.
He's right. His new job is an existential test for him daily
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︎ Mar 29 2019
Puns about philosophy are not popular.
But it has a Nietzsche market.
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︎ Jun 05 2018
What is the difference between my philosophy on Jehovah's witnesses and a Scottish monster.
One is a Loch Ness
The other is "Knock less"
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︎ Oct 12 2018
Philosophy of Doughnuts:
It takes two doughnut halves to make a doughnut hole
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︎ Dec 15 2017
What did the philosophy major do when they needed new shoes?
They went sole searching.
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︎ Oct 09 2018
Disney's making an animated Blaxploitation film about Eastern philosophy.
They're calling it 'FroZen.
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︎ Feb 15 2018
What do you call an overweight priest studying philosophy?
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︎ Jul 12 2018
What is a skunk's guiding philosophy in life?
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︎ Feb 13 2018
I'm celebrating Halloween with the kids from my philosophy class...
We're going to a Kanted house and later we might play Heidegger seek.
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︎ Oct 31 2012
Why did the horny student take six years of philosophy and six years of law?
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︎ Dec 20 2017
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
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︎ Sep 06 2017
Couple of snake-like fish talking philosophy under my wifes shoes today.
They were just high eels.
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︎ Jan 17 2018
I asked my dad about the origin of Western Philosophy...
He said: "I don't remember much of it... It was all Greek to me."
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︎ Apr 21 2017
I had a hard time selling German Philosophy
I guess it's a Nietzsche Market.
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︎ Sep 12 2014
I don't understand Chinese philosophy.
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Philosophy professor got the whole class today
Our philosophy professor is constantly making dad jokes, but this one really got me today.
He was telling a story about a man who apparently smelled quite awful, and one of the man's friends, in an attempt to tell the man about his stench, got too close and exclaimed "Eureka!"
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︎ Nov 28 2016
Dad joked a random fellow student in my Philosophy class
So it's an Ancient Greek Philosophy class discussing the Presocratic philosophers of the sixth and fifty centuries BC and we were discussing Pythagoras.
One student was asking about the harmony of numbers in music that Pythagoras came up with and was amazed that he came up with that so long ago.
Student: "So he came up with all that way back then? Jesus Christ that's crazy!"
Me: "No this was before Christ."
Fortunately, everyone in my class appreciated it. Not enough groans though.. I'll do better next time.
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︎ Feb 11 2016
What exactly is it about Dad Jokes that makes them so cringeworthy? What's the philosophy behind it?
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︎ Sep 20 2015
Philosophy Lecturer just dadjoked us
Discussing John Locke
Student: But isn't X the case?
Lecturer: Exactly my point, you're Locked in!
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︎ Aug 14 2014
Who can't do philosophy?
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︎ Sep 11 2019
Can you talk about Philosophy ?
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︎ Apr 10 2019
Yesterday I went to a comedy and philosophy convention.
Laughed more than I thought.
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︎ Dec 04 2018
Anyone else go to the comedy and philosophy convention last night?
Laughed more than I thought!
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︎ Jun 20 2016
I don't understand philosophy.
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