I got tired trying to think of a good posting title for this one.
So, I’ve been hearing people talk about probiotics and how good they are for you. I don’t buy into it.
I guess you could say that I’m anti-biotic.
Moisturiser is good for your skin...
A recipe for a good relationship
My wife and daughter are working on improving the meringue cookie recipe they are using.
I asked if the batter was better and my wife said yes.
So I asked if it had enough sugar or if it was a bitter better batter.
The look on her face was priceless!
I reminded her that she knew my sense of humor before she married me and went through with it anyway.
Why is tinnitus a good guest for your holiday party?
It specializes in ringing in the new ear!
Shoutout to my coworker for coming up with half of this amazing joke
Birthdays are good for your health,
The more you have,the longer you live.
What do you call a British guy when he has good manners, bad hygiene, and an affinity for word play?
PunGent
Tried posting in Dad jokes sub and I guess it was the wrong place for a triple pun.
A good title for a conservative news article a couple days ago when Trump declared “Stop the count!” after Biden started making gains but Trump still could’ve shocked the world would’ve been...
“Trump’s Not Down For the Count”
The only things turkeys are good for
I quit drinking for good!
Now I only drink for bad!
I came for for the good CAWS
My wife decided today would be a good day for her water to break.
Just got the perfect tool for making a good indian flat bread
Is my friend good enough for the big leagues (for puns)?
I was in town earlier on looking for some fly killer. I picked up a can and asked the young store assistant "Excuse me, is this any good for wasps?"
"No" he said, "It kills them"
My wife caught me drinking brake fluid this morning. She told me that wasn't good for me.
I told her it's okay, I can stop anytime.
Credit to @meetbuford on TikTok for this.
I thought going to a playground for a date was a good idea...
Turns out it was a swing and a miss.
If someone says Tequila is good for you
Take it with a pinch of salt
Why is Finland known for its luxury goods?
Because in Finland they know Finnish.
Good Christians always wear masks when going nextdoor, for God hath said:
Thou shalt not COVID thy neighbor's wife.
I couldn’t think of a good Blue Cheese joke to share for my Cheese Day...
So instead, tell me your best and maybe even... cheesiest... joke that you’ve used for your own Blue Cheese Day!!
Edit: Apparently that’s a Cake. Damn it. I probably could have found a sweet cake joke to use.
Why is Microsoft Outlook no good for communication?
Because Out Look is the opposite of In Touch.
My best friend has a good eye for dad jokes...
But the jokes couldn’t be any cornea.
What farm animals are good for the environment?
Some good news for a change.
You know what would’ve been a good name for a diarrhea medicine?
A good name for a serial killer would be “the Suspense”
That way when he’s killing me I could say “the suspense is killing me” and we could have a great laugh before I die.
I may not be a dad for a while, but I’m getting some good practice in.
A cloudy chance for a good pun
Today I jumped at the fog, but I mist
One good thing came from Corona. I got gas for a 1.39 today.
Unfortunately it was from taco bell
My friend is running for treasurer and needs to make an eight second video for the video announcing the candidates, any good quick money puns for that?
Last night in jail, they gave us mint chocolates for dessert. I thought they'd be be gross, but they were actually pretty good! Turns out...
...that in-prison mint isn't as bad as I expected!
I went looking for mushrooms, but I am not very good at it
There is no morel to this tale.
Why did the train kill the other train for no good reason?
What do you call a man when he has good manners, bad hygiene, and an affinity for word play.
A man walked into a hardware store, picked up a can of fly spray and asked the assistant, "Is this good for wasps?"
Today I quit drinking for good
Now I only drink for evil
A man walked into a hardware store, picked up a can of fly spray and asked the assistant, "Is this good for wasps?"
A man walked into a hardware store, picked up a can of fly spray and asked the assistant, “Is this good for wasps?”
He said, “No, it kills them.”
Is insect spray good for wasps?
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