Curse the creator of autocorrect! I asked my friend what the best shampoo to use was, and he replied “Panettone”.
That was last Tuesday, and I still haven’t got all the crumbs out of my hair.
What kind of cheese never does a job to the best of their ability?
What type of flower is the best at math?
6:30 is the best time of day...
What's The Best Part Of Living In Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus!
What kind of sneeze is the best sneeze?
What is the best kind of music to play before Christmas?
Top Dad Jokes list, some of the best ones:
One, ein, un, bat, ekab, moja, wahed, odin, yski
What’s the name of the best Indian restaurant in Kansas?
Why are trains the best form of transportation?
Because they have a proven track record
Why are leather workers the best kind of crafstmen?
Because they always give it their awl
What did chewy spray on his best friend after he climbed out of the trash compactor?
Did you know the name of the prequel to the best basketball movie ever?
One of my friends asked "what's the best way to cook an alligator?"
Not the best, but not a complete "waist" of money
Patrick Roy, perhaps the best goaltender of all time, was having a family reunion.
Being a wealthy celebrity, he'd volunteered to hold the proceedings at his home. The spread was excellent and Pat's father drew him aside as things were winding down.
"I have a feeling your team is going to do great this year!"
"Why's that Dad?"
"I feel like God can't help but root for a man who's a father, a son and a goalie-host."
What starts with P and ends with ORN, and is the best part of the movie industry?
What’s the best part of a bee?
Who was the best known dentist of the confederacy?
Car owner virus is the best kind of virus
What do you call the second best writing utencil that is the last of its kind?
The penultimate, ultimate pen.
What kind of bears makes the best politicians?
My friend from Paris was the best man at the wedding of a Belgian waffle heir and a Swedish pancake tycoon, but wasn’t allowed to give a speech at the reception.
They knew he’d give a French toast, and they said it wasn’t worth the pain.
What's the best type of cheese to eat during the pandemic
The best joke I can think of is quarantine.
If you don't get it, it's because it's an inside joke.
What’s the best way to get to the capital of Senegal? (From my 8 yr old son)
Martha had always listened to her parents when they said ‘stay away from fire’, but today, her interests got the best of her and she intentionally lit herself on fire just to see what it felt like.
Martha was burning with curiosity
December tenth is the best day of the year
I was in an argument about what the best kind of bread was
But the conversation went a rye.
This is the best kind of pun
Which brand of computer has the best singing voice?
(Not a Dad Joke) I need a good list of the best dad jokes you guys have
It’s for a discord bot I’m going to put in a server full of people who could use some dad jokes
The lift is the best part of a roller coaster
The rest is mostly downhill
Before I tucked my son into bed, I told him how proud I am of him, and that he is the second best son in the world.
Him: second best?
Me: yeah, I'm still the best son. But you're doing great, too.
Out of all the inventions in the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the best one.
What type of salt has the best vision?
What’s the best type of pasta to eat on your own?
I went to a cannibal wedding. The Groom toasted the bridesmaids, The best man toasted the Bride and Groom and the father of the Bride toasted absent friends.....
It was one hell of a barbecue.
What's the best way to protect yourself from a group of angry clowns?
6:30 is the best time of the day.
What is the best time of the day, hands-down?
What’s the best part of living in Switzerland
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus!
What’s the best kind of joke to tell during quarantine?
What's the best time of day?
What’s the best time of day
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