Undercook Puns

The pain is still Raw.

But that’s rare.

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Because it means, “I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that”

It was a job well done.

It was a naan issue.

NYE dinner - me, gf, and four teenaged girls. (Gf 2 kids, plus 2 friends). We're eating a fondue dinner and one of the friends notices that she had undercooked her steak.

Me: That reminds me of my cousin. She was a psychic.

Girl: Huh?

Me: I didn't see her much, but we had dinner once.

Girl: Huh?

Me: She ordered her steak well-done.

Girl: (just looks at me)

Me: ...Which is rare for a medium.

Girl: (pauses). OMG....

(Eye-rolling)

...it was a game of Russian poulet

My dad, mom, and I were eating at Applebee's the other night. My dad ordered his steak medium rare but when he cut into it he noticed it was very rare. The waitress took it back and a few minutes later the manager comes out with a new steak. My dad cuts into it.

The manager proceeds to ask "How'd it come out?" My dad's reply: "I won't know until later."

They never ate an undercooked bat.

Then you've never eaten an undercooked bat before.

Friend: Does anyone want a no bake cookie?

Me: Sure (eats cookie).

Friend: How do they taste?

Me: Ehh... They seem a little undercooked.

Commence groans.

My buddy and I went to get food after we cooled down from the gym. We went to chili's and I ordered a steak. The stake came out undercooked, but I prefer rarer steaks anyways.

As I was eating, I said, "This steak isn't that great." He replies with, "I guess it was a mis-steak," with a smile on his face. I replied with, "You get two more laps tomorrow for that. His response was, "I guess the steaks just keep getting higher." I shook my head in disgust and secret pride for him.

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