Smooth Caramel
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πŸ‘€︎ u/immi07
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An ice cream man was found unconscious in his van today, covered in chocolate sprinkles, hundreds and thousands, raspberry sauce, caramel & nuts.

Police believe he tried to top himself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/9pm_official
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I burnt the caramel custard that I was making.

It was time for flan B.

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I had my front door replaced with a door entirely made out of chocolate with a ganache handle and caramel accents.

Don't knock it until you've tried it.

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If sugar daddy gets hard, he becomes a caramel daddy.
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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What's a Cops favorite kind of latte.

Assaulted Caramel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChocolateyScholar
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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Why did the caramel enthusiast get upset?

No Riesen.

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What is sweet and walks in the desert?

A Caramel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mairiphinc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2017
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[Pun Request] Puns about Mae/Des

Hey guys, this might sound too cheesy and I'm not sure if I'm posting on the right subreddit.

Every Saturday I give my SO a printed typography paper that I personally design with a pun of her name on it (her name is Des, I call her Mae so either is good).

Here's a sample of what I do.

Problem is, I can make the designs, but I'm running out of puns. Here's a list of what I've already done:

Des puns:

  • Hardest

  • Wordes (Words)

  • Widest

  • Uncondesionally (Unconditionally)

  • DrivES

  • Dessert

  • Fades

  • Des (This)

  • Holidess (Happy Holidays!)

  • Desperate

  • Desision (Decision)

  • Decades

  • Desert

  • Destination

  • Dress (DrESs)

  • Despresso (Espresso)

Mae puns:

  • Maend (I hope you don't maend(mind)
  • Maecadamia (Macadamia)
  • Maengo (Mango)
  • Maecaroni (Macaroni)
  • Maeple (Maple)
  • Lifetimae (Lifetime)
  • Imaegine (Imagine)
  • Chamaeleon (Chameleon)
  • Caramael (Caramel)
  • Achievemaent (Achievement)
  • Gmaes (Games)
  • Maek (Make)
  • Drmae (Dream)
  • Dramey (Dreamy)
  • Maesure (Measure)
  • Blmae (Blame)
  • Maet (Mate)
  • Climaet (Climate)
  • Ultimaet (Ultimate)
  • Maebe (Maybe)
  • Mae (My one and only)
  • Mae (Whatever May Happen)
  • Maen (You mean everything to me)
  • Maent (We're meant to be)
  • Amaezing (Amazing)
  • Maeutiful (Beautiful... I know)
  • Maechiatto (Macchiato)

I'd really appreciate some help if you guys have any puns reserved. Anything will do, really.

Thanks!

EDIT: Formatting

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How do you call something that's sweet and lives in the desert?

A Caramel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotatoTheSpy
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I was walking down the road when suddenly somebody threw a twix at me

I was struck by a smooth caramel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akjohnston87
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2017
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My dad said he figured out why he couldn't stop eating Girl Scout cookies

Because he always wants Samoa.

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One sweet joke

What did one chocolate say when he saw a sexy chocolate with an almold and caramel centre?

DAAAAAIM

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Feral1991
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2017
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Got my friend just now.

She and I were talking about how a certain flavor of Combos she likes is only in one store in her area:

Her: I have a hard enough time finding the sweet and salty caramel one. I have to go to a specific LOWE'S. a Lowe's!! C'mon!

Me: So...when it comes to Combos, your area certainly is Lowe in stock?

Her: ...omg you didn't...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TakaComics
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2016
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My dad just hit me with this one

When Bruce Springsteen went to a Polynesian restaurant and was served blue tang baked in a delicious lightly caramelized sauce, what song did he write about it?

Dory Glaze

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rekkashien
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2017
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New candy apples

"Hey did you know that they are covering apples in jolly ranchers now instead of caramel." "No I had no idea" "Yeah I thinks it's pretty sweet."

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The misses is on a fast track to dad jokes...

My fiancee knocked on to the floor at a friends house, a single slice cake we had got from Smith's; comes packaged in a small, square plastic container, and was still in the container when it hit the carpet. I still proceeded to give her a hard time saying she did it on purpose, etc. As she reached over to pick it up she accidentally dipped her shirt on to the top of a caramel covered brownie she was eating. She sat back up and noticed the caramel circle covering the nipple of her shirt, and without second thought cries, "Aww man, caramel's a bitch."

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