I sell appliances - one day the grates for one of our cooktops went missing...

A couple months later I found them hidden somewhere, most likely by some hooligans who had nothing better to do.

Anyways, after I found them I walked up to all my coworkers holding up the grates and said:

"Guys! I have grate news!"

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While my wife was cooking dinner...

We have a few drawers just below the cooktop, and one of them was open while my wife was pouring some frozen peas into a pot of boiling water. One of the frozen peas missed the pot and I told her "You just peed in the draw." All I got from her was a smirk, but I'm happy with that.

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