Oven Mitt Puns

A list of puns related to "Oven Mitt"

Oven mitts make hands immune to heat.

At least to a certain degree.

(first post here. thought of this while making a hot pocket)

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👤︎ u/shockedcandy614
📅︎ Aug 17 2020
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When grizzlies bake pies they don’t use oven mitts, they use their bear hands.
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👤︎ u/KarateChop231
📅︎ Feb 21 2019
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Wife got me while playing Fallout

Me: What?! Why does the ghoul have an oven mitt?

Her: Must've been the ghost peppers!

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👤︎ u/calmdownboosterseat
📅︎ May 31 2016
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My brother is well on his way

I bought my dad a giant novelty oven mitt shaped like Spock's hand. My brother picks it up and says, while quietly laughing to himself:

"live long and pasta"

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👤︎ u/daveyyyyy
📅︎ Dec 19 2013
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