Dad, how does our new self-cleaning oven work? I don't see anything different...

You didn't know? All ovens are self cleaning!

throws me a sponge

Clean it yourSELF.

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👤︎ u/turrican
📅︎ Aug 05 2014
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Dadjoked my sister while cleaning

So today when I was cleaning the kitchen my sister looked at the oven top where I'd spilt some sauce last night, and said: "This is a complete mess, you know!" I replied: "So it's not just a "me-" then?"

She hasn't spoken to me since.

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👤︎ u/Oreon93
📅︎ Aug 08 2014
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momjokes

A recently cooked pizza left my oven with an ever blackening pile of cheese at the bottom. I want to clean it off and my mom always speaks wonders of some spray on product, so I text her for help:

"What's the name of that oven cleaner you like?"

"Joe."

Joe's my dad.

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📅︎ Nov 24 2014
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