My dad just told me his joke about seasoning a pot roast.

It's about thyme.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/shaunj656
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 25 2020
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I just found out thereโ€™s no popcorn in popcorn shrimp

I guess thereโ€™s no need to try pot roast.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/502deadhead
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 22 2020
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A panel of people came together to ridicule the marijuana industry

It was a pot roast.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/MeatBald
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 28 2018
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We have a latte fun at my work...

So I was pouring a cup of coffee when the lip of the cup caught on the spout of the coffee pot causing some hot coffee to splash on my hand, instinctively I yanked my hand away like a scalded cat.

Customer: "oh my God, are you ok?!โ€

Me: "Yeah, it's fine. It's only a..Light Roast."

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Lantec
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