A list of puns related to "Teaspoon"
The police charged him with multiple counts of a salt.
And now I'm slowly dyeing a little inside
It helps you rise
They were desperate measures.
I left my brownies in the oven too long
You cut the ends and now you have endless bread.
Courtesy of my 12 year old daughter.
So I was making a pot of loose leaf tea, and I see a dry clean-looking spoon on the counter by the tea, so I ask my wife "Is this a tea spoon?"
Then she (rudely, I might add) glared at me and said "yes." in a flat monotone.
I looked at her, confused and offended, so she said "It's a teaspoon."
I wish I could say I got it then, but she had to clarify further: "No, it's an actual teaspoon, and yes you can use it for the tea."
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Anyway, how does it work at this point? Should I be the one to tell our daughter that her mom is her new dad now, or does that need to come from my wife?
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