Soup Spoon Puns

It’s un-fork-edible.

Me and my friend were eating in a Chinese restaurant and we ordered some Wonton soup. When the soup was served, my friend took one spoon of the soup and said: It's too heavy for me. Like, ya know, wonton isn't that light.

A coworker of mine has said the same joke around 5 times atthe end of the day.

what did the shepard say to the other sheperd? Get flock out of here.

I responded with what did the soup tell the spoon? Get the fork out of here.

So i am asking you guys for similar jokes to say at the end of the day. Those two jokes over two weeks now have become boring.

Grandpa was usually pretty stoic, but he had one joke that he never got tired of. Whenever we sat at the table and were about to take a sip of a drink or a spoonful of soup a loud "SSSSSLLUUUUUURRRRRP" would come from Grandpa, who then told us with all seriousness that we were being too noisy with our meals

The waiter sets it down in front of him, and stands back to watch him enjoy it. But the man just sits there.

“Is there something wrong?” the waiter asks.

“I can’t eat this soup,” the man replies.

“Is it too hot?” the waiter asks. “No.” “Too cold?” “No.” “Too salty?” “No.”

The waiter calls for the maitre d’, and for the chef, and each goes through the same routine: “Too hot?” “Too cold?” “No, no no.”

Finally the chief, at his wits end, says, “Sir, I will taste the soup myself. Where is the spoon?”

Says the old man: “A-ha!”

Where do soups go to have a good time? To the brothel.

What about the soups with girlfriends? They go home and spoon.

What about the soups who are all alone? They look in the mirror and take stock.

My dad saw me about to make some chicken noodle soup. Knowing I wasn't feeling well he offered to make it for me instead. I accepted his offer and sat down on the couch. Once it was done, my dad hands me a bowl of the hot soup and extends a spoon towards me. I look at the spoon but notice as I'm about to grab it, it's one of those strainer spoons, the big ones with the holes in it. I give him a dumbfounded look, and he proceeds to bust out laughing as he takes a normal spoon out from behind his back, hands it to me, and walks back to the kitchen chuckling to himself the whole way. Gotta love that guy.