The Bloomington Pipers' Society will be back at the Runcible Spoon tonight from 6-8pm for our monthly bagpipe night (link to Facebook event page). We're planning on being outdoors and breaking out the large pipes this evening -- we're not hard to find!
Hope you can join us for a bit.
We were delighted to see a great deal of interest in the local Piper's Society, and we're looking forward to our next Pub Night at the Runcible Spoon, this Friday from 6-8pm. [Facebook event page here]
Hope to see you there! Families and children are welcome, of course.
Knife/Fork/Spoon combo in high-impact plastic by Light My Fire. Green. Prefer interesting trades but will sell.
Knife is on one edge of the fork. Light serrations.
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Craving hot chocolate. Who has the best?
Do your worst!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
Significant Other Applications Are Officially Open
ONLY APPLY IF YOU HAVE THE FOLLOWING QUALIFICATIONS:
- Will sail with me in a beautiful pea green boat.
- Can supply some honey, preferably wrapped in a five pound note.
- Will sometimes - it does not have to be often - sing to me with a small guitar.
- Knows the location of the bong-tree and can navigate thither.
- Can negotiate ring transactions with a piggy-wig. Past experience preferred but not necessary, so long as you can get the job done.
- Can dine on mince and utilize a runcible spoon in the process.
- Will dance with me by the light of the moon (if possible, on the edge of the sand!)
Please contact me if you meet the above criteria.
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
