Spork Puns

A list of puns related to "Spork"

A spork is just a tiney spoon reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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👤︎ u/EricRShelton
📅︎ Dec 16 2017
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Isn't "spork" just a little too clever?

I mean, it's just a forking spoon

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👤︎ u/strawberriesicebox
📅︎ Mar 21 2017
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Tried to dad joke my husband, he one upped me

Eating dinner he dropped his fork and asked me to get another one to which I replied, "Fork you", without missing a beat he said, "knife one."

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👤︎ u/imustbbored
📅︎ Jan 09 2014
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Dork Dork Dork you eat soup with a

Spoon

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👤︎ u/Kelson93
📅︎ May 17 2019
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Captain Kirk finally came up with a name for his invention: a cross between a hose nozzle, a spoon, and a fork.

He called it Mister Spork.

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👤︎ u/gecko_echo
📅︎ Jun 19 2019
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I was laying in bed with my wife,

and spooning lead to forking. Afterwards, I asked her why the teeth on sporks are so small. She said she didn't know so I said it is because they are tine-y.

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👤︎ u/boomerwang
📅︎ Oct 13 2018
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What is the laziest utensil?

A spork. They keep forking a round

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👤︎ u/tromax64
📅︎ Jun 27 2017
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I was in the kitchen with my boyfriend and two of his friends

My boyfriend was just finishing up cooking for his friends as one of them was plating the food. He (friend A) asked his girlfriend (friend B) to find him a fork.

Friend A: "did you find a fork?"

Friend B: "no, but I do have a spork!"

Friend A: "I don't need that, I hate using sporks!"

Me: "aw, don't be such a spoiled spork!"

I at least got a groan from one of them

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👤︎ u/thegoatryder
📅︎ Sep 25 2014
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