We’ve come to a fork in the road... don’t know where to go from here..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leelanzeyez
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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I was driving to a weekend hunting trip when I came to a fork in the road. Sign said bear left...

So I went home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sulpfiction
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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A fork in the road...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/K-0184
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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I came to a fork in the road.

I proceeded to pick it up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Steven6942
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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I came to a fork in the road.

Don’t kink-shame me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crash8308
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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Just a fork in the road...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Buck_Thorn
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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Fork in the road
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πŸ‘€︎ u/K00lguy720
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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Just a fork in the road
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rypper12345
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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Just a fork in the road...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/blazinfastjohny
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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Just found a fork in the road
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Potatofarmerdude
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2017
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If you see a fork in the road -

Pick it up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/burnt_roti
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2018
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I was on the road yesterday with my metal detector looking for some cutlery....

I found plenty of spoons and knives but I didn't stop, until I hit a fork in the road

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vanpaa
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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Dessert Puns

I saw a white, fluffy thing swinging through my local cake shop. Suspect it was a meringue-utang.


I was out driving the other day and I spotted two packets of cheese & onion crisps walking down the road. I said, β€œDo you want a lift”. β€œNo thanks”, they replied, β€œWe’re Walkers”.


I was in a cake shop the other day, they were all Β£5 apart from one that was Β£10. I asked why it was so expensive, the shop owner said β€œthat’s maderia cake”.


Bought some cream, it said β€œstore in a cool place”. So I left it in the Doctor Who studios.


Local ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.


I used to love doughnuts, but I got bored of the whole thing.


A man says β€œI keep finding custard in one ear, and jelly in the other”. The doctor says β€œI’m afraid you are a trifle deaf”.


I bought a waffle iron the other day. Get really annoyed with wrinkled waffles.


How do you make an apple puff? Chase it around the garden


What do they call a man who abandoned his diet? DESSERTER.


Ice cream is exquisite… –what a pity it isn’t illegal.


The optimist sees the doughnut, the pessimist sees the hole, and the realist sees the calories.


Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple? Because it tasted better than Adam’s banana.


Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.


Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!


When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it’s been sliced.


What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?


Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!


What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.


What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!


A birthday greeting: For someone special as you, only ANGELFOOD would do. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!


Did you hear there are two suspects in Two Ton Charley’s death? BEN and JERRY.


Don’t eat too much fudge, or else you will have so much pudge you won’t be able to budge.


You know you’re a mom if… Popsicles have become a staple food.


Mexican candy makes my taste buds say β€œOLE!”


FORGET LOVE… I’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punsville
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2017
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Star Wars Puns

From movie puns we provide you the funniest collection of Star Wars puns

What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber? A Sith-Kabob!


Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns? So it doesn’t Hang Solow!


Why shouldn’t you ask Yoda for money? Because he’s always a little short


What program do Jedi use to view PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi


What do you call a Mexican jedi? Obi-Juan Kenobi


What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets? Wookieeleaks


What do you call a Jedi in denial? Obi-Wan Cannot Be


Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing? At the Darth Maul


Greg: Which Star Wars character travels around the world? Craig: Who? Greg: Globi-wan Kenobi!


Matthew: What does a Star Destroyer wear to a wedding? Daniel: What? Matthew: Bow ties, of course!


Deen Why was the droid angry? Mark: Why? Deen People kept pushing its buttons.


Luke: Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? Lei Not sure. Luke: To get to the Dark Side.


Darth Vader: I know what you’re getting for Christmas. Luke: How do you know? Darth Vader: I can feel your presents.


What do Whipids say when they kiss? Ouch.


What is a jedi’s favorite toy? A yo-yoda


What do you call a pirate droid? Argh2-D2


Where does Jabba the Hutt eat? Pizza Hutt


What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name? β€œThe” Why is Han Solo a loner? Because he’s solo.


What do you call a Mexican jedi? Obi-Juan Kenobi What do you call a Sith who won’t fight? A Sithy.


What time is it when Darth Vader steps on your chronometer? Time to get a new chronometer.


What do you call a pirate droid? Arrrrgh-2-D2


Which side of a wookie has the most hair? The outside.


Where does Jabba eat dinner? Pizza Hutt


Who do Jedi call to help open PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi


What do you call someone that tries to be a Jedi? Obi-Wannabe


What do you call a bounty hunter from Alabama? Bubba Fett


What time is it when Jabba the Hutt sits on your blaster? Time to get a new blaster! Why is Luke


Skywalker always invited on picnics? He always has the forks with him.


Which imperial officer hated Thanksgiving? Grand Moff Turkeyn


What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly? Game of Clones


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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punsville
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2017
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What kind of car is the most likely to catch a flat?

Those that go through forks in the road.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/G14Classified1987
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2017
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Got my entire family at the BBQ

So we're having a BBQ at the park, grilling hot dogs and stuff and my brother brought potato salad for everyone, but only brought one plastic fork.

His wife asks if she can share it with him, and he says; "Nope, I am going to burn it as soon as I use it so there's no favoritism."

I say to him; "Why burn it? Why not just throw it out in the street?"

"Huh? Why would I do that?" he says.

"Because bro, that's how you get the fork in the road."

Groans and laughter were had by all. I was extremely proud of myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cultkid
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2016
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My Dad pulled this one today...

Me: Hey Dad, there's a (silverware) fork that somebody dropped in front of our driveway. Should I pick it up so nobody pops a tire on it?

Dad: I guess you could say... There's a fork in the road!

Me: Dammit Dad... (Now thinking of this subreddit)

Dad: Yeah, just go pick it up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/88high
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2014
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Been on the road for 34 hours with my dad when he got me

Me: looking at directions "So in about 20 miles there's gonna be a fork in the road and we'll hang a right"

Him: "Is it gonna pop my tire?"

I've been sitting in the car with this man for 34 hours hoping we could get through without any dad jokes and with a couple hours left he pulls that out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheUnkemptPanda
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2015
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Was walking from car to restaurant and accidentally kicked something on the ground...

daughter: Oh look a plastic fork.

me: So you are saying there is a fork in the road?

daughter: <groan>

^^edit: formatting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_RudeDude
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2015
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After leaving a restaurant with leftovers on a road trip

Son: Shoot, I don't have a fork

Dad: Don't worry, I'm sure there will be a fork in the road

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rfvgyhn
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2015
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What do you do when you reach a fork in the road?

You pick it up.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2013
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