Why did the fork feel kinky near the spoon?
Because it was a tease spoon.
I was putting a fork in an electric outlet.
What happened next, shocked me!
What did the cake say to the fork?
Do you want a piece of me
What do you call it when your tuning fork won’t stop ringing?
Tineitus
A sausage says to the egg "You know, after they burn us up on that hot pan, they'll stab us with forks and cut us with their sharp knives...
The egg says to the sausage "wow, amazing - a talking sausage!"
They gave me a fork because I'm not Chinese.
Have you ever tried sticking a fork in a socket?
The results may shock you
We’ve come to a fork in the road... don’t know where to go from here..
There was no fork to stir my eggs, and though my wife asked me not to use it for this purpose
It was a whisk I had to take
I saw a friend of mine named Ella sit down to eat a fillet of salmon. As she lifted the fork to her mouth I screamed NO DON’T EAT THAT!
When she asked why I responded “you’ll get salmon-Ella!”
I was driving to a weekend hunting trip when I came to a fork in the road. Sign said bear left...
So I went home.
To the person losing all their forks:
It must be terrible to be running out of tines.
Here’s a plastic fork to keep in your car, I didn’t use it.
It’s very forktunate.
Came with the house my brother bought. The thing sticking out is his tuning fork
wanna know why I like forks?
because spoons are pointless
I came to a fork in the road.
I proceeded to pick it up.
I always spoon a woman after I fork them
I guess I'm just knife like that.
What is the best quality to use when photographing forks?
4K
I broke my fork. It went from plastic....
I recently overheard my dad washing the dishes. He repeatedly pushed a fork under water while saying:
"WHO DO YOU FORK FOR? WHAT'S YOUR PLATE?"
Why is a fork better than a knife in a fight?
Because it's a four pronged attack!
Albert Einstein originally theorized about the business end of a fork...
It was about tine.
I was in my kitchen and my cousin went next to me as I was looking at the brownies, placed a fork and said fork u. + to add on to this as I was trying to take this photo the brightness wasn’t working properly so my dad’s girlfriend goes “guess you could say it’s forked”
My eating utensils were forged from Valerian steel, so don't mess with me or I'll fork you up.
Captain Kirk finally came up with a name for his invention: a cross between a hose nozzle, a spoon, and a fork.
He called it Mister Spork.
If you try to stretch a fork to see if it breaks...
...are you testing its utensil strength?
Whenever the server asks my Grandpa how he wants his steak done, he holds his fork and knife up and says "just walk the cow on by!"
You know what? Fork you!
Too spoon? I'm sorry, that wasen't very knife.
My dad told me when I was young I once stuck a fork into a socket.
I was shocked!
I was putting a fork in an electric outlet. What happened next, shocked me!
What did the cake say to the fork?
You want a piece of me!?
A tuning fork is a pitch fork
What did the cake say to start the fight with the fork?
You want a piece of me?
